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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #330 on: November 13, 2008, 03:35:43 PM »
Well, just don't ask me to help.  I have armor to polish.  Yay!
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #331 on: November 13, 2008, 05:28:10 PM »
You just keep your eyes on your evil master and make sure he isnt posting any bounties on my head for a while. The last thing I need are more people out to get me.
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« Reply #332 on: November 13, 2008, 06:06:25 PM »
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #333 on: November 13, 2008, 06:48:07 PM »
I am apparently the person who can mark whether or not someone is royalty or a peasant.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #334 on: November 13, 2008, 07:06:54 PM »
And in what way do you carry out this duty?
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #335 on: November 13, 2008, 07:18:36 PM »
It is in the power of my shovel.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #336 on: November 13, 2008, 07:28:43 PM »
I thought you moved poo with your mind? Why do you need a shovel?

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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #337 on: November 13, 2008, 07:33:46 PM »
Did you just level up again or something?
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #338 on: November 13, 2008, 07:54:15 PM »
Nah, he is just ringing his bell.... :) I think it is required on all of his posts, or should be, until he levels up ;) And no, Paper can't move poo with his mind, he is an expert shoveler, which means, unfortunately for him, that he must shovel. More work, and not as much mental stimuli, but then again, he does have us to come play with  after work ;)

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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #339 on: November 13, 2008, 09:06:53 PM »
So here is a question. Does Paper fertilize your forest with his camel poo? And if so do you smell like said poo?
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #340 on: November 13, 2008, 09:24:35 PM »
Nah, he is just ringing his bell.... :) I think it is required on all of his posts, or should be, until he levels up ;) And no, Paper can't move poo with his mind, he is an expert shoveler, which means, unfortunately for him, that he must shovel. More work, and not as much mental stimuli, but then again, he does have us to come play with  after work ;)

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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #341 on: November 13, 2008, 09:32:45 PM »
Well, it IS better than just simply: "Expert Camel Poo"

Maybe it's a good thing you've got shoveler tacked on there :D


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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #342 on: November 14, 2008, 12:04:46 AM »
I am an expert in shoveling, not in poo. Good point. I still think I need to build my laser canon camel mount.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #343 on: November 14, 2008, 12:26:20 AM »
I am an expert in shoveling, not in poo. Good point. I still think I need to build my laser canon camel mount.

powered by camel dung, of course. That'll be the greenest gun you've ever fired. Not to mention the fact that you have a walking fertilizer, a means of transportation, and a sci-fi weapon all in one hooved package!
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #344 on: November 14, 2008, 12:30:31 AM »
Is it clear? *looks around shiftily*

Ah well I think I can stand some newbie merc looking for me. I mean he may have weapons but I do know how to fight. And if worst comes to worst then I'll hide out in one of my many safe places provided by loyal friends.

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