I'm still trying to hammer out the setting on this one, so comments like First made are very helpful to me. I'm not sure if I want to leave the 'sexy' comment in there or not. That's one of the big offenders.
My original idea for it was, actually, something more along the lines of Lemony Snicket or His Dark Materials. They aren't alternate histories, but something else--where the book doesn't really define which century it's taking place in, and where some things are modern and some are not. However, my books tend to be more 'hard' than theirs, so I don't know if I can get away with it or not.
As for those who asked to read the book, I have to be very careful whom I send this to, as it isn't sold yet and so if it gets posted on the internet, it could really foul up my chances of finding a publisher. That said, I will be looking for some readers when I do the next draft, so if you still want to read it, PM me and when I do the rewrite in a month or so, I'll pick a few and send out copies for review.