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Give me an idea, oh chef!
« on: January 02, 2007, 10:56:12 PM »
Hey Jeffe, I've bought some big ole pork ribs and would like your suggestion on preparing and cooking them. Please respond soon!
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Re: Give me an idea, oh chef!
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2007, 04:04:06 PM »
Do you have a crock pot? Pork ribs cooked in a crock pot with BBQ sauce and lemon juice and onions are teh awesome.

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Re: Give me an idea, oh chef!
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2007, 06:55:00 PM »
no crock pot
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Re: Give me an idea, oh chef!
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2007, 09:46:09 PM »
Where is Jeff anyway.  I haven't seen him posting recently.
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Re: Give me an idea, oh chef!
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2007, 09:54:39 PM »
SE caused him to defect to Gia Online (where SE hangs out when not here).
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Re: Give me an idea, oh chef!
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2007, 01:15:31 AM »
Nah Im barely on the either, Im just less able to be online at advantageous posting times these days
still heres a transcript of Gem and I on IM

GemmTWG: hey dude
maddrjeffe: ?
maddrjeffe: si
GemmTWG: did I get a response?
maddrjeffe: to?
GemmTWG: my post on the forum
GemmTWG: http://www.timewastersguide.com/forum/index.php?topic=5077.0
maddrjeffe: not yet
maddrjeffe: want me to come up w/ something
GemmTWG: Yes!
GemmTWG: Those ribs want to be eaten!
maddrjeffe: pork spare ribs?
GemmTWG: yeah, three of them
GemmTWG: about as big as a kid's forearm
maddrjeffe: ok
maddrjeffe: ok
maddrjeffe: what do you have to cook them on?
maddrjeffe: a grill?
maddrjeffe: an oven?
GemmTWG: no, stove/oven
maddrjeffe: oven
maddrjeffe: kay
maddrjeffe: Slow cooker?
GemmTWG: nope
GemmTWG: se asked if I had a crock pot
maddrjeffe: you need a slow cooker
maddrjeffe: same deal
maddrjeffe: ok
maddrjeffe: oooh
maddrjeffe: yum
maddrjeffe: ok Emeril saves the day
maddrjeffe: for complex
GemmTWG: oh dear...
maddrjeffe: http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/cda/recipe_print/0,1946,FOOD_9936_30836_PRINT-RECIPE-FULL-PAGE,00.html
maddrjeffe: Spicy Root Beer and Bourbon Glazed Baby Back Ribs
maddrjeffe: if you want a lot of ingrediants
GemmTWG: hmmm, seems interesting
7:10 PM
maddrjeffe: I use a rub usually
maddrjeffe: First Stage Dry Rub: ?1/2 cup dark brown sugar ?1/2 cup paprika ?1/3 cup garlic salt ?2 tablespoons onion salt ?2 tablespoons chili powder ?1 tablespoon cayenne pepper ?1 tablespoon black pepper ?1 1/2 teaspoons dried oregano ?1 1/2 teaspoons white pepper ?1 teaspoon cumin
maddrjeffe: Second Stage: ?1/2 cup apple juice per slab ?1/2 cup grape juice per slab
Third Stage: ?3/4 cup First Stage rub ?1/4 cup brown sugar
maddrjeffe: Place slab of ribs bone side down on table. Slide knife under the membrane and against the end bone to separate the 2. With a dry paper towel, grasp the edge of the thin membrane and pull. The entire membrane should separate from the rib.
Preheat oven to 250 degrees. Combine First Stage rub and mix well. Generously apply rub onto the front and back sides of ribs. Gently pat to ensure that rub will adhere. Place ribs meat-side up on a broiler pan and bake for 2 1/4 hours.
Remove ribs from oven. Place each rib meat-side down on its own doubled aluminum foil square. Foil should be large enough to completely wrap rib. Mix the Second Stage juices. Pour 1 cup of liquid over each rib. At the same time wrap and seal each rib tight. Return to the oven for 1 hour.
Remove wrapped ribs from oven. Remove from foil and apply a medium coat of the Third Stage rub to the meat-side of the ribs. Place uncovered in the oven meat-side up for 30 minutes.
maddrjeffe: Finishing Glaze: ?1 1/2 cup your favorite red bbq sauce?1/2 cup honey
maddrjeffe: Remove ribs from oven and increase oven temperature to 350 degrees. Brush finishing glaze on both sides of ribs. Place ribs in oven for 10 minutes, or until sauce caramelizes.
GemmTWG: that's your recipe?
maddrjeffe: one of em
maddrjeffe: I make my own BBQ
maddrjeffe: but its different every time
maddrjeffe: Cider- Ketchup base
maddrjeffe: with brown sugar
maddrjeffe: and some worchestershire
maddrjeffe: and maybe some Jalapeno tabasco
maddrjeffe: the green stuff
maddrjeffe: plus a dash of liquid smoke
maddrjeffe: and often some honey
maddrjeffe: but fruit juice can also be good
« Last Edit: January 04, 2007, 01:21:47 AM by Mad Dr Jeffe »
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Re: Give me an idea, oh chef!
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2007, 01:53:53 AM »
So, Gemm has given me an idea, and im scrapping a blase review I did on the podcast that is in production. (I was 3/4 of the way done and waiting for E to finish the other 1/4. Now Im dropping a review to talk about basic food prep. A gaming chef for the masses so to speak. Im even going to record making the dish. Pictures, when I get a digital Camera will also soon follow.

 
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Re: Give me an idea, oh chef!
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2007, 02:11:21 AM »
Oh! And I know what it is! But I'm not telling! And it's gonna be neat! It's really neat! Really! !!!

Yeah, it was an interesting conversation. We'll see how this turns out, and what idea he goes with.
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