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Comedic "english" haikus
« on: May 12, 2004, 09:43:18 PM »
okay heres what this is all about, a haiku that is funny and involves someone dying/bodily harm,

Don't aim gun at face
I think the safety is on
I guess I was wrong
« Last Edit: May 13, 2004, 12:07:28 AM by arkalith »
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Re: Comedic haiku
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2004, 11:22:29 PM »
It was not water
But I drank it anyways
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Re: Comedic haiku
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2004, 11:47:53 PM »
Those are not Haiku. :)
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Re: Comedic haiku
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2004, 11:49:55 PM »
yes they are, 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables...
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Re: Comedic haiku
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2004, 11:59:38 PM »
5,7,5 does not a haiku make.

A Freeform haiku doesn;t even need it at all.

Haiku is a classical japanes poetry form. To be a  traditional Haiku, it must be:

Written in Japanese
Contain 17 things similar to syllables, but containing much less information.
Three lines.
One reference to nature other than human nature at least.
Contain a Kigo, or season word, usually in the first line.
Must end the first or second line with a breaking word (i.e not split a sentance across all three lines)
Must have some sort of unexpected twist in the last line.

Anglisced Haiku follow the same rules, but are written in ENglish, and use syllables, usually five-seven-vfive, though to be more acurate to the traditional form, one should use two stressed syllables in the first line, three in the second, and two in  the third, with unstressed syllables adding to 12.

Freeform Haiku follow the same rules except for structure. They can be written in three lines with any number of syllables, or on one or two lines, or even four lines.

A Senryuu is a haiku in any other form, except rather than being about nature, it is about another subject. Often Human subjects are used in Senryuu.
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Re: Comedic senryuu
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2004, 12:02:28 AM »
happy now?
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Re: Comedic senryuu
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2004, 12:03:42 AM »
calm down there JP, the way TFO did the haiku is how it's taught here in the states.  He followed the correct form for writeing Haiku in english.
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Re: Comedic senryuu
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2004, 12:04:20 AM »
I'm not angry, just trying to inform.
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Re: Comedic senryuu
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2004, 12:05:17 AM »
That may be true, JP, but in English, the word 'haiku' has simply come to mean a 5,7,5 poem.   As a descriptive linguist, I have to say that TFO is just fine calling those English Haikus.
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Re: Comedic senryuu
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2004, 12:06:17 AM »
Falling very fast
The ground is getting closer
Man gravity sucks...
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Re: Comedic senryuu
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2004, 12:08:56 AM »
My problem with that is very simple: it's like coming to call the main tower part of a computer a ""Hard Drive". Even if a lot of people called it that, it's still technically incorrect, and so annoying and confusing to those who know the difference. Surely there's nothing wrong with encouraging the correct term? I'm not picking on anyone here, just spreading knowledge. In fact, to make myself clear, I shall edit my earlier post to add a smiley face.
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Re: Comedic "english" haikus
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2004, 12:10:45 AM »
can't argue with a smiley face ... :D
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Re: Comedic "english" haikus
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2004, 12:11:55 AM »
Anyway, to be productive on this thread here's a good one I've seen:

Writing a Poem
In Seventeen Syllables
Is very diffi-

and from my own mind, and slightly less amusing:

I said "Hey" and she
said "Hi" and that was the end
of our discussion.
« Last Edit: May 13, 2004, 12:12:28 AM by JamPaladin »
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Re: Comedic "english" haikus
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2004, 12:13:10 AM »
The problem with that is that in the US education system what TFO did is the correct tearm.  And I'm not even going to go into how annoying this is, one of my biggest pet peaves is how non-Japanese speaking people like to lecture others on the Japanese language and other things.  Lets put it this way: once you speak the language better then me, then you'll have the right to complaine.
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Re: Comedic "english" haikus
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2004, 12:13:18 AM »
Don't stand in traffic
You will get hit by a bus
Where did my legs go?

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seering pain in mouth
toaster plus tounge equals ouch
shiny box is bad
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