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Undead Questionnaire
« on: July 07, 2005, 01:09:00 AM »
If you come up with other good or funny questions go ahead and add them.

1. What are your thoughts on the new intelligent zombies, faster moving zombies, and Chinese hopping zombies, compared to the more traditional zombie?

2. Are you drawn more to the supernatural powers of undead, or their immortality?

3. If given a choice, would you prefer to be a lich, or a death knight?
 3a. (Bonus sub question, what is the origin of the lich and its name to the best of your knowledge?)

4. What do you think of the alternate spelling "Vampyre"?

5. Do you find it morally unethical for health care companies to deny coverage on undead Union workers?

6. Have modern stories, in your opinion, destroyed the fear of becoming a vampire?

7. What do you think of undead with seemingly no weaknesses (ie The Grudge, The Ring, etc).
7a. (Sub question, what do you think of the modern evolvement of atheist vampires unaffected by holy symbols?)

8. Half-vampires, hot or not?
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Re: Undead Questionnaire
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2005, 01:29:13 AM »
9. Do you believe the undead is underrepresented by the media?

10. Do you believe that the media portrays a biased and demeaning image of the undead?
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Re: Undead Questionnaire
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2005, 09:03:37 AM »
Do you believe that "undead" is more, or less, culturally loaded than "unlife." Why?

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Re: Undead Questionnaire
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2005, 10:32:11 PM »
12. Are the undead murderers or are they victims to society?

13. How much government funding do you think should be given to undead research?

14. Is undead affirmative action moral? Do you believe they should count as a minority group?

15. Should people who destroy the undead be subject to legal process?
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Re: Undead Questionnaire
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2005, 07:37:34 AM »
16. According to anti-discrimination rulings, should life insurance [or equivalent undeath insurance] be available to the undead?

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Re: Undead Questionnaire
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2005, 08:57:34 AM »
 On a scale of one to ten please answer the following questions, with one being the lowest and ten being the highest:

17: How Evil is EUOL?

18: How Undead is EUOL?

19: How good of an Overlord has EUOL been?
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Re: Undead Questionnaire
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2005, 11:25:16 PM »
On a scale of one to ten, EUOL has been extremely Evil, extremely Undead, and would be a perfect Overlord if he had more cookies.

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Re: Undead Questionnaire
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2005, 09:03:29 AM »
define "good" overlord. He hasn't been good. He's been evil. And undead.

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Re: Undead Questionnaire
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2005, 02:23:45 PM »
And you never actually gave him a score of 1 to 10.  ;)
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Re: Undead Questionnaire
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2005, 09:21:05 PM »
Yes, I realise  ;D


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Re: Undead Questionnaire
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2005, 09:31:58 PM »
21. Do you think undead sleep?

22. If so, where?

23. WAT R FURRIES?????
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Re: Undead Questionnaire
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2005, 01:47:05 AM »
Do undead sleep?  Lol.

I got it.  We should all team up and write a book, Undead For Dummies.  Hahaha.
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Re: Undead Questionnaire
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2005, 05:43:27 AM »
On a scale of 1 to 10, I give EUOL an 8 when he spends time with me, a 10 when he buys me things, a 1 when he hits me with pillows, a -5 when he throws me off a jetski and then blames me for it, and a 12 when he puts his arm around me and says nice things without prompting. So, on average, I would say that he is at about an 8 or 9 as an evil undead overlord (since how he treats me, the most important person in the world, has a direct reflection on his ability to rule the world--especially the undead world.) ;)
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Re: Undead Questionnaire
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2005, 01:17:40 PM »
24. What do you believe to be the primary Criteria diffrentiating the Undead from the Immortal
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Re: Undead Questionnaire
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2005, 02:40:09 PM »
does being undead qualify you for a good dental plan?

Do you think that would make up for the other disadvantages of actually being undead?
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