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The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers

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Re: More Grumpiness
« Reply #390 on: November 18, 2005, 02:46:08 PM »
but it's YOUR fault you live there.
It's supposed to be in the mid-50s in these parts this time of year.
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Re: More Grumpiness
« Reply #391 on: November 19, 2005, 02:12:30 AM »
Actually, it's Ari's fault.  So there.
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Re: More Grumpiness
« Reply #392 on: November 19, 2005, 01:03:13 PM »
*Note: the following characters and dialogue are fictional and are not intended to represent any real TWG members or actual/future events.

Mr. Lower Casey: Is not.
Green Paladin: Is too.
LC: Is not!
GP: Is too!
LC: Oh, so you're sayin' that your wife made you live there, then?
GP: Um, no, I--
LC: So she pretty much has you whipped, eh?
GP: That's not what I--
LC: No? Then I suppose you just volunteered to live in an icy, heatforsaken land of thermal underwear and perpetually chapped lips?
GP: Pfft. Whatever. I think thermal underwear is nifty. In fact, it's gonna be the next big fashion statement just as soon as Hilfiger comes out with his Winter 2007 HotterThanU line of thermals. Just you wait and see! So there.
LC: Right, and the next thing you're gonna tell me is that Hilfiger's shipping you a year's supply of thermals for participating in his ad campaign.
GP: Hey! Are you saying that I'm not Hilfiger material?? Ohhh, that's it, punk! I challenge you to a duel. Click on the button, if you dare!
LC: Ex-cellent! I excel at duels, you fool.
To be continued (never).....

Hurray for entertaining squabbling that lets me try out my as-yet-untested screenwriting talent when I should be reading my cruddy book marketing text book! ;D Oh, I guess this screenplay foray should go on a different thread, then, because now I'm kinda happy. ;)
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Re: More Grumpiness
« Reply #393 on: November 19, 2005, 10:48:29 PM »
Hey, I will be the first to admit that Ari is exactly the sort of woman worth living in an "icy, heatforsaken land of thermal underwear and perpetually chapped lips" for.

Except my lips don't chap much, and certainly not perpetually.
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Re: More Grumpiness
« Reply #394 on: November 19, 2005, 10:49:44 PM »
Mine do! And lipchap is so fun to peel.
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Re: More Grumpiness
« Reply #395 on: November 19, 2005, 10:50:12 PM »
It makes me grumpy when Ari peels her lips.
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Re: More Grumpiness
« Reply #396 on: November 19, 2005, 10:55:59 PM »
Hehehe. There's always something I can do to make Jade Knight grumpy. Hehehehehehehe...
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Re: More Grumpiness
« Reply #397 on: November 22, 2005, 02:51:37 AM »
I'm having serious lack of funds issues.

How much do they pay you to give plasma?

And will they take it from sick people?  :P
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Re: More Grumpiness
« Reply #398 on: November 22, 2005, 09:32:26 AM »
If you go twice a week, you can get about $150 a month, I think. It's how I kept up my comics habit for a while.
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Re: More Grumpiness
« Reply #399 on: November 22, 2005, 09:34:09 AM »
No they don't take plasma from sick people, in fact I think you have to have a blood test before they'll let you do it.

Also I think you get about $15 a visit now a days, so it's not a whole lot of money.
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Re: More Grumpiness
« Reply #400 on: November 22, 2005, 09:53:42 AM »
That comes to $120 a month, if you do it twice a week.
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Re: More Grumpiness
« Reply #401 on: November 22, 2005, 12:32:32 PM »
Ok, 400 posts, thread closing in 3... 2... 1...
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