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Re: I know something you don't know
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2006, 05:42:23 PM »
Pie? Will the release of his next book come with a pie baked by EUOL himself to the first 20 customers?
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Re: I know something you don't know
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2006, 06:44:41 PM »
If that's the case, I think I'll wait to be at least the 21st customer . . .
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Re: I know something you don't know
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2006, 08:26:43 PM »
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Hollywood optioned Elantris.



NOOOOOOOO!!!
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Re: I know something you don't know
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2006, 09:49:49 PM »
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Archon, what's this jackal business? Are you obsessed with them like e is obsessed with ninja monkeys or something?


It's a quote from a TV show, Family Guy.
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Re: I know something you don't know
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2006, 10:13:51 PM »
Ah, that explains it. Should've googled the phrase, I suppose, and saved myself a bit o' embarassment. (shrug) Since I never watched that show, the joke was lost on me. Oh, well.

Mmm, pie. I bought stuff for apple cobbler. Sounds really good right now. All gooey with crumbly topping. Although . . . I know what sounds even more appetizing: hearing the tantilizing gossip straight from the Spriggan's mouth. Otherwise we start launching EUOL's unpalatable pies in his direction. ;)

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Re: I know something you don't know
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2006, 03:28:56 AM »
EUOL is dying of lung disease, and desires in his final months to finance and build the world's shortest roller-coaster.
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Re: I know something you don't know
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2006, 07:21:06 AM »
EUOL borrowed a time/dimension travelling Subaru and visited an alternate future EOUL (now referred to as AFEUOL).  EUOL manages to convince AFEUOL to give him a copy of all the books AFEUOL has written in his career as well as many of the bestselling books of the future.  EUOL's plan is to pretend that he's writing when actually he's just going to periodically send off one of the future books to his agent.  With all the spare time he'll have, he'll work on the Sanderson Multiverse Tabletop RPG system and live a life as a playboy secret agent.
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Re: I know something you don't know
« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2006, 11:09:43 AM »
AFEUOL

I just about died laughing.
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Re: I know something you don't know
« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2006, 11:17:03 AM »
I know too, so there.  
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Re: I know something you don't know
« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2006, 01:03:40 PM »
EUOL has decided to give up life as a writer. Instead of writing, he is going to attempt to scan his soul into the internet and live only as MMORPG characters and forum profiles for the rest of eternity.
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Re: I know something you don't know
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2006, 04:57:47 PM »
EUOL's head imploded because of how hard he was thinking about his next book.
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Re: I know something you don't know
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2006, 02:52:25 AM »
Captain Picard is my commanding officer.  He spoke,




And I did what he told me.
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Re: I know something you don't know
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2006, 02:59:26 AM »
To..........?
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Re: I know something you don't know
« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2006, 03:00:10 AM »
and its going to star Patrick Stewart!
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Re: I know something you don't know
« Reply #29 on: March 20, 2006, 03:08:08 AM »
Emily Bushman.  Future date: 07132006.

I'll see if I can find some pictures.
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