These Stupid Titles IV

[Eagle Prince]

Yeah, fighters have taunts.  Now you will fear the ditch diggers of the world, for they have the power to (dun-dun-dun)... bury the bodies.

[Lieutenant Kije]

It's Mustard!  

I guess you gotta be careful what you say...apparently the forum gods are always listening.

[Eagle Prince]

With all these paladins around looking for a fight, he probably won't last long.

[Lieutenant Kije]

I'll help him out.  We'd make a good team...when we weren't killing paladins we'd argue about systems of measurement.

[Eagle Prince]

How much could there be to argue over.  There's only two or three systems of measurement tops... body count, shiney stuff looted from bodies, and maybe a third for stink factor.

[JP Dogberry]

Yay! Finally, I am a Paladin!

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

now you must never post again...

[JP Dogberry]

Why? Judging by mustard, I get to be a Paladin for a bunch more levels.

Anyway, I can just use my mod powers to set my postlevel to whatever I want, if I want to be a Paladin that badly.

Oh, and it's harder than that to make me leave and shut up.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

LOL

[EUOL]

Actually, JP, I think you need FTP access to change post counts.  We wanted to give the mods a way of changing it to give rewards/punishments, but...well, that would have taken work.  And as a group, we're generally against that.

[House of Mustard]

Yeah JP, you're going to be a Paladin for the rest of your life.

[Mistress of Darkness]

I would love to earn a Mistress of All Evil Prestige Class. I'm not sure how I would go about doing that. I guess I could set people on fire more often.

[Eagle Prince]

I'm still digging the fighter titles.  They seem to match as well as anything else.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

I cant wait until I become another type of protestor,... perhaps a philisophical one.

[Eagle Prince]

Heh, or maybe you'll get cheated and end up a nude protestor.