Jack Chick and ROCK

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp

Ok I got a kick out of Dark Dungeons, mainly because the writers of that trash were soooooo clueless...
but then I got to thinking, about the last part of the tract where the christians burn the "occult paraphanelia" including Rock music.
So I looked around a little on his site and found the gem of a swamp patty above...

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

mmm... CHristian bigotry goodness. I like how he thinks those tracts will change lives when hearing a preacher talk to them won't. Yeah, no high self opinion there.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

He has a whole theory on it and the scary part is its based on communist China.

[fuzzyoctopus]

Yeah.  I really hate people like him, even if he does provide amusement.  Eric, can't your ninjas do anything about it?

[Onion of Death]

And then the mighty OnionofDeath brought out his Greatsword +4: Unholy Reaver, and smote the idiot where he stood. He then laughed, and allowed SaintEhler's monkies to use the corpse as target practice.

[Maxwell]

hehe...yeah...  about alls I can say for this, now you know why I dont go to church(besides not being allowed into most of the santa barbara churches anymore){I think they just dont like me}

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

who the mod-rockers really were

Ok, yeah, so a better target would have been the Monkees... sue me.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

on a more serious note, if you think that Jack Chick is typical of christianity, than you're nearly as blind as he is. The *reason* he keeps bringing Christian Rock up is because so many churches have it as part of their services.

It's more or less convinced me that Jack Chick isn't even doing something he believes in. He just realizes that if he covers enough "sins" than he'll always have a market.