I've decided something. Â Somebody needs to turn 2001: A Space Oddessy into a musical. Â This would be excellent for several reasons.
1. Random songs would fill in the annoying 20 minute blocks in the movie where there is no dialouge and no music. Â I hate the movie because of this.
2. Songs would contain lyrics explaining everything, therefore making it a comprehensible story instead of a drug trip on a high budget.
3. There would have to be a love interest. Â How they would work it into the story would be amusing to see.
HAL: "The space probe from the moon is messing with my mind- I think I'll kill the crew because there's nothing here to find!"
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Chorus: "Weeeee're... Going on a drug trip to another dimension, who knows what we'll see or what scary things we'll find! We're going on a drugh trip to another dimension, (or maybe we're not and we've all just lost our mind!)
"First we're standing in a corner of weird and creepy room, then we're looking at ourselves and filled with a sense of doom. Are we sitting, are we standing, are we lying in a bed? Have we regressed to being born or are we simply dead.?"
I'd give just about anything to have the end of that stupid movie just make some kind of sense. Â I'm told that reading the book helps, but I'm terrified to find out.