It was 5:45 on a Friday, I was waitin' on a train goin' my way,
I stood packed on a platform in Brooklyn, where everybody's pushin' and nobody's lookin'.
So I got crushed in the rush for the subway, by the little old men tryin' to shove me.
Well, I noticed her when I glanced sideways, and felt continents shifting inside me.
I was dressed in my best polyester, and I could tell that the plastic impressed her, 'cos she smiled as she eased up beside me, and said she had things to confide, see:
Her dad ran away with Samantha, the middle aged exotic dancer, so she returned to her savior, and here's the advice that he gave her:
Reese's Pieces, Swedish Fish, oodles of Skittles and Red Licorice, Marshmallow mints and a Chocolate kiss, and it melts in your mouth like this:
Take off your contacts, and look at the screen.
Take off your makeup, and look at the scene.
If you shed your restrictions, then you'll understand me,
Take your prescrption of Sugar and Candy, oh yeah.
