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[fuzzyoctopus]

"The world looks mighty good to me
'cause Tootsie Rolls are all I see."

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

If you feel a bit under the weather,
If you feel al ittle bit peeved,
Take granny's stand-by potion
For any old cough or weeze.
It 's a cure for hepatitis.
It's a cure for chronic insomnia.
It's a cure for tonsilitis and for water on the knee.
Tea in the morning, tea in the evening, tea at supper time.
You get tea when it's raining, tea when it's snowing, tea when the weather's fine.
You get tea as a midday stimulent
You get tea with your afternoon tea.
For any old ailment or disease for heaven's sake have a cuppa tea.
Whatever the situation
Whatever the race or creed
Tea knows no segregation,
No class or pedigree
It knows no motivation,
no sect or organization.
It knows no one religion
or political belief
Have a cuppa tea
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah Rosie Lea.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I'm just sitting here waiting for the train
Tomorrow I'll be waiting here again.
While the pirate in me is lost somewhere at sea.

[Fellfrosch]

Papa was a rolling stone.
Wherever he laid his hat was his home.
And when he died,
All he left us was alone.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Don't take any wooden nickles when you sell your soul.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

when do we leave?
I don't know, but I'm not bringing a box of bananas.
Oh, should I?
Yeah.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

We came. We saw. We conquered and crumbled.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

We were at the beach / everyone had matching towels. / somebody went under a dock / and there they saw a rock / it wasn't a rock / it was a rock LOBSTER!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I never meant half of the things i said to you
So you know, there's a half that might be true

[Mr_Pleasington]

Instead of saying all of your goodbyes
Say you realize that life moves fast
It's hard to make the good times last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round

[JP Dogberry]

The chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one, he said.

The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, but still they come.

[JP Dogberry]

Let me tell you 'bout the Proto-Culture
If you don't know the culture, then here's the whole structure.
We've had enough of the lackluster, trust us,
We've got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster.

[Fellfrosch]

And if you remain callous and obdurate, I
Will perish as he did, and you will know why.
Though I probably shall not exclaim as I die:
Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow

[Fellfrosch]

I'm going to stay where they sleep all day,
Where they hung the jerk that invented work,
In the big rock candy mountain.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

The good guys and the bad guys, well they never work past noon around here
The sit side by side in teh cantinas, talk to señoritas, and drink warm beer.