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The Darth Smilo Betting Ring (DSBR)
« on: March 04, 2006, 08:01:13 PM »
Ok, place your votes people. Odds are listed. Minimum bet £10, maximum £10,000, all bets to be made in Pounds Sterling.

Darth Smilo is...
( ) 12 and too young to know better. (2:1)
( ) 21 and a college student, trying to troll. (1:1)
( ) 43, a pervert, and trying to troll. (2:1)
( ) The next level in human existance, trying to educate us in the ways of higher evolution. (100,000,000:1)
( ) A small parrot. (5:1)
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Re: The Darth Smilo Betting Ring (DSBR)
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2006, 08:16:56 PM »
A parrot, I like mostly long odds.


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Re: The Darth Smilo Betting Ring (DSBR)
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2006, 09:23:56 PM »
What size is your bet?
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Re: The Darth Smilo Betting Ring (DSBR)
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2006, 09:53:05 PM »
I bid 12 shekels and 5 talants
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Re: The Darth Smilo Betting Ring (DSBR)
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2006, 12:42:41 AM »
Three buttons and a dirty sock on 12 and too young to know better.
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Re: The Darth Smilo Betting Ring (DSBR)
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2006, 05:39:56 AM »
None fit him, because none of them say uneducated, moronic git.
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Re: The Darth Smilo Betting Ring (DSBR)
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2006, 06:47:15 AM »
He's 12 years old and probably not too good at socializing. I'm hoping he learns from his experience with TWG and doesn't some sort of inferiority complex.

But I like long shots and I sometimes get tired of all the insecure control freaks on this board. So I will bet 3 ferret claw clippings that he's the next level of human existance. (Just so you know, clipping the claws of a ferret isn't so easy).
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Re: The Darth Smilo Betting Ring (DSBR)
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2006, 05:41:26 PM »
I'm down for two potato chips on twelve years.
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Re: The Darth Smilo Betting Ring (DSBR)
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2006, 07:58:57 PM »
I would bet on 12 and too young to know better, but I just don't think that that statment quite explains it; therefore I am betting on: 12, and too focused on screwing around to realize that he's acting with the intelligace of a gnat. (I never belive that someone is too young to know better.)

On a side note I'm betting that half rotted dog that keeps running around the neighborhood and barking at my electric fence.
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Re: The Darth Smilo Betting Ring (DSBR)
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2006, 08:04:51 PM »
I just had a better idea than the Darth Smilo Betting Ring - the Darth Smilo Baiting Arena. Essentially, we put Darth Smilo in a big pit too steep to climb out of. Then, we set dogs on him. Then, we put the anooying Cherub one in a pit with him and they fight it out while we bet on it. Finally, we throw Christians in with him, to be like the anti-roman thing. Like, instead of the Christians being eaten, the Christians are the ones who have the edge. Improvise your own sports!
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Re: The Darth Smilo Betting Ring (DSBR)
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2006, 08:11:50 PM »
Christians with razor-edged bibles?
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Re: The Darth Smilo Betting Ring (DSBR)
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2006, 08:52:21 PM »
Maybe Christians mounted on Cybernetic Lions. Cybernetic NINJA Lions. Actually, maybe ANYBODY mounted on Cybernetic Ninja lions.
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Re: The Darth Smilo Betting Ring (DSBR)
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2006, 09:29:05 PM »
Do the christans actually do anything, or just sort of hold on and watch? Sounds like their mounts have all the toys here.
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Re: The Darth Smilo Betting Ring (DSBR)
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2006, 09:34:02 PM »
Ok, Cybernetic Ninja Christians then.  Although I wouldn't think the christians would be allowed to participate, with that whole "Thou shalt not kill" thing. I mean, the Cybernetic Ninja Lions are kind of a loophole.

I'm wondering if I've offended all of the mormons on the board by now, or just many of them.
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Re: The Darth Smilo Betting Ring (DSBR)
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2006, 09:10:55 AM »
I'm betting a wad of belly button lint on 21 year old.

and Jeffe, you realize that a talent was enough to buy a trireme (a warship with three banks of oars). You just bet a lot of cash.
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