Oh, man. It's great to know there are others with this book-OCD. For the longest time, I've been the only one I know with it, although my sister has it to a very minor degree.
And Dan, I totally understand. Not that something like that has happened to me (my loaned books came back looking a little more used, but nothing that I couldn't handle with more than a cringe or two), but I know what I would do (or want to do) in that situation, and none of them would be pretty....
BSG, good to know that about Vampire Earth. Hopefully they'll suck me in enough to get me back into a reading mood. For some reason, I haven't felt like reading much lately. It's an odd feeling for me....
Also, I told my brother to read to Erikson. Even though I have read Gardens yet, I know the kinds of books he likes and after what I've heard here, I'm sure he'll love them....And if he likes them, I'm pretty much guaranteed to like them (since that's generally how my family rolls with fantasy).