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Re: Reson why new tomb raider movie floped
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2003, 05:17:48 PM »
Who is also oddly unattractive.
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Re: Reson why new tomb raider movie floped
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2003, 05:21:46 PM »
Ok, point taken. But I don't think Jolie is so hideous. She has a great figure, and that goes a long way.

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Re: Reson why new tomb raider movie floped
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2003, 05:33:52 PM »
Both Jolie and Kidman are creepy, which detracts from their appeal. It's just the way they move and act. It's like something has sucked out their brains and is controling their bodies. If they could act more naturally, I think it would improve their appeal a lot.
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Re: Reson why new tomb raider movie floped
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2003, 05:59:12 PM »
Everyone is right. Everyone is unattractive. I like pie!
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Re: Reson why new tomb raider movie floped
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2003, 07:33:05 PM »
Jolie looks like a vampire would look in real life. Which isn't to say she is unattractive. I think she is beautiful, but in a creepy sort of way.
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Re: Reson why new tomb raider movie floped
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2003, 05:50:11 PM »
Unfortunately the real reason the movie flopped is that the legions of labotomy patients are not financially independent enough to afford a picture show.
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Re: Reson why new tomb raider movie floped
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2003, 09:57:22 PM »
I'm a little late posting, but I'd like to say that few actresses are as ugly and repulsive as Jolie.  Actually the only I can think of who is possibly worse is Hillary Swank.

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Re: Reson why new tomb raider movie floped
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2003, 09:58:57 PM »
he lives!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Reson why new tomb raider movie floped
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2003, 09:59:28 PM »
Homsar. I'm glad your back dude. Keep it up.

And Hilary Swank, dude did you see Insomnia? She actually looks like a chick there. And is pretty. But hey, I'm a crazy dude, who likes crazy things, like chocolate covered molasses.
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Re: Reson why new tomb raider movie floped
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2003, 11:51:28 PM »
In a makeup book my wife had I saw Hilary Swank done up like Raquel Welch in her cave girl outfit. That's pretty much killed any delusions I had about her not being hot.
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