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Corrupt a wish foundation.
« on: March 31, 2006, 03:16:33 PM »
Make a wish, the next person grants it but also corrupts it and then makes his/her own wish.

Such as:
--a generic wish for world peace--

Granted, everyone now thinks, looks and acts exactly the same, so there is no need to fight and bicker.

I wish I had a cup and plate, that I could fill with any type of food and drink I wanted at any moment, and simply make what I didn't want on it, dissapear!
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2006, 03:19:26 PM »
This is the most awesome thread, ever.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2006, 03:37:47 PM »
The food and drink would be from the plate of a starving family in the third world, and would be filled with addictive qualities. So that you HAD to eat from it, knowing that by doing so a family that needs it goes hungry.

I want to be intensely rich, but not famous.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2006, 03:43:38 PM »
your riches will come from legitimate sources, but since you're not famous, when you are falsely accused of crimes against humanity, no one will care and you'll live the rest of your life sharing a cell with Mr. Hussein.

I wish to be a successful fantasy novelist.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2006, 03:45:38 PM »
All of your wealth would come directly from the sale of Microsoft products, and absolutely no one--even the people you like--will ever know who you are.

I want to be happy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2006, 03:46:48 PM »
Your happiness will come at the expense of your friends, whom you are ignoring.

I still want to be a successful fantasy novelist.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2006, 03:48:21 PM »
Your first book will have 'THE NEXT ROBERT JORDAN' emblazoned across it.

I want to be a cyborg.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2006, 03:48:22 PM »


You are a cyborg. but, your batteries are ni-cad. so you have to recharge for 4 hours every hour.

I wish I owned Disneyland.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2006, 04:01:50 PM »
you own disneyland France.

I want all the world's chocolate.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2006, 04:04:33 PM »
" you own disneyland France. "


Damage!!!


The chocolate is in the form of a gigantic bunny.. you are the center.


I wish for the right to print my own money.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2006, 08:47:48 PM »
You can only print Monopoly money. And even then, only 1's.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2006, 08:52:15 PM »
your wish is incorruptable, but you accidentally use it on something stupid like world peace.

I wish life were like D&D.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2006, 02:16:40 PM »
You're a wizard with an intelligence of 9. And your party starts a fight in every bar you enter.

I wish I had a pet dragon.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2006, 02:24:19 PM »
You didn't train your pet very well and he ate you.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2006, 03:29:40 PM »
Gravity disagrees with your wish.

I wish I could make faces like the smilies. :D
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