Cinema Quote Sense

[Parker]

Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!

Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!

Goonies

[Chimera]

Tony Perkis: Let me make something very clear: The PerkiSystem does not work with cheaters like Gerald Garner. OK? How can I sell an infomercial about fat kids who can't keep their piggy little snouts shut? Hmm? Who's gonna buy that, huh?
...
Tony Perkis: First we're going to take an hour meditation break. Then we're going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi.
...
Tony Perkis: Did you ever hear the story of Icarus, who continually rolled the ball up the hill? But when he got too close, the ball melted in the heat of the Sun. You're all like Icarus.


A selection of quotes from Ben Stiller's character, a crazed motivational speaker/creator of an exercise program, in Heavyweights
(Connection: It's a movie about kids at a fat camp gone wrong)

[Parker]

Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.  If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

AND (because I couldn't resist)

Mugatu: I give you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."
[Derek looks at the model for a moment, then throws it on the floor]
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?

Zoolander (also by Ben Stiller)

[CinderEllie]

No capes!  No capes!
--Edna, The Incredibles

[Parker]

Nice Outfit.

Joker, Batman

[Chimera]

[commenting on the X-Men uniforms]
Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things?
Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?

--X-Men (the first movie)

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I want ALL spandex!
-Eddie Murphy, The Nutty Professor

[Parker]

Veruca Salt: Hey, Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away.

Mr. Salt: All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.

Veruca Salt: I want an Oompa Loompa now!


Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

[Chimera]

Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more...

I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet!

Ariel singing "Part of That World" in The Little Mermaid

[Parker]

Allen: I don't understand. All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's... she's a fish.

Tom Hanks, Splash

[CinderEllie]

The mode of your declaration merely spared me any concern I might have felt in refusing you had you behaved in a more gentlemanlike manner.
--Miss Elizabeth Bennett, Pride & Prejudice

[Chimera]

Junior Bevill: Seemin' to you nobody likes us?
Yul Brenner: We're different. People are always afraid of what's different.
...
Sanka Coffie: I am feeling very Olympic today, how about you?

Cool Runnings (connection: prejudice)

[Parker]

Barf: I'm a Mog.  Half man, half dog.  I'm my own best friend!

Spaceballs (connection: John Candy says the line, and he also co-stars in Cool Runnings)

[Parker]

Alright--since no one else will post, I'll go again:

Taggart: What do you want me to do sir?

Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down.

[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]

Hedley: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a**-kickers, s***-kickers and Methodists.

Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

Blazing Saddles (also a Mel Brooks flick)

[Fellfrosch]

I'm hysterical!

(Max: throws water in his face)

Now I'm wet! I'm wet and I'm hysterical!

(Max slaps him)

Now I'm in pain, I'm wet, and I'm still hysterical!

--The Producers (also Mel Brooks)