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Re: review: Poseidon
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2006, 01:40:35 PM »
I'd go to this one, but there's no guarantee that my theater would have a lint ball as interesting as the reviewers had. Oh, well. Even the trailers were boring. I thought, "Titanic + Greek Gods = Boring." Where's a ball of lint when you need one?
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Re: review: Poseidon
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2006, 05:07:26 PM »
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Oh, well. Even the trailers were boring. I thought, "Titanic + Greek Gods = Boring." Where's a ball of lint when you need one?



..WHAT!!?? Who didn't like the Jason and the Argonauts?

If you pair that up with Clash of the Titans, now there is some fine retro viewing.
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Re: review: Poseidon
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2006, 05:36:53 PM »
Both of which are being remade.

Screw it, I'm buying crayons and paper. I can imagineer my own adventures! Wheeee!

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Re: review: Poseidon
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2006, 05:52:12 PM »
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Re: review: Poseidon
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2006, 11:08:10 AM »
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..WHAT!!?? Who didn't like the Jason and the Argonauts?

If you pair that up with Clash of the Titans, now there is some fine retro viewing.

Well, if it's been done before and you're not making any improvements, then I say, leave it be! That is all. (shrug)
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Re: review: Poseidon
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2006, 04:57:57 PM »
But I like doing the same thing over and over again with either the same or worse results.
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Re: review: Poseidon
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2006, 04:13:49 PM »
Not the overachiever, I see. The same wouldn't be so bad if it weren't bad in the first place. And, as for worse, well... ;)
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