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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #420 on: July 14, 2006, 01:01:34 PM »
I'm the Lost One's wife. I work at Kripsy Kreme. Stupid people come in all the time. They like to ask how many are in a dozen. They are surprised when I say there are 12. They also say things like "I shouldn't eat one donut, but I will eat 6."
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #421 on: July 28, 2006, 07:40:02 PM »
I'm now a promoted acrobat! Heavily promoted, apparently.
That's kinda frightening.

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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #422 on: July 28, 2006, 08:42:03 PM »
Yet another shameless post just to level up.

Sweet! Now I'm misshapen! I bet it was from robbing all those graves around Chernobyl.
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #423 on: August 03, 2006, 12:13:28 PM »
Leveling up! Yay!
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #424 on: August 03, 2006, 03:50:43 PM »
I can't help but wonder what your recovering from in the mean time.
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #425 on: August 03, 2006, 04:35:42 PM »
Apparently I was mugged. *shrug

But no, I couldn't be recovering from something cool, like a chocolate overdose or something.
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #426 on: August 03, 2006, 04:54:55 PM »
I'm not sure I'd *want* to recover from a chocolate overdose.
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #427 on: August 10, 2006, 10:01:31 AM »
Okay, junior apprentice. I guess that explains the supplicant crap, but shouldn't I be an apprentice to something, and not just an apprentice?
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #428 on: August 10, 2006, 10:03:58 AM »
You can apprentice anything you want. That's what makes you special.
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #429 on: August 10, 2006, 10:14:54 AM »
I can?

In that case I apprentice you Gemm. Teach me everything you know about drunk typing so that I too can occasionally be brilliant.
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #430 on: August 10, 2006, 10:16:55 AM »
Gemm's brilliance is over-rated. ;)

I'd apprentice at a chocolate factory. Now that's the stuff!!

Oooh, look, I've finally leveled up again. Yay!

Edit: Awww, crud. Who wants to own a free clinic?! That won't get me a fancy car and a trip to Florence!
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #431 on: August 10, 2006, 10:47:37 AM »
Yes, well.  Drunken typing only ever happens once. Ever. It will never happen again. Much like drunken phone calls. Those don't happen anymore either... Right.

But my brilliance is not occasioned to any particular day. (Which reminds me, we need a Gemm Day.) But instead it is always in effect, affecting anyone who even thinks of me. And therefore, thinking of me instills a calm demeanor of love, retrospect, and an influence of steel.

As for you Sharin, you may have your chocolate factory, as soon as you figure out how to make cars spark blue while drifting.

And as for you ninja monkey... wait. What are you doing here? Oh, milk you. Oh, "Milk." Ok. "Milk" you say? What are you "Milking" me of? My blood? What are you going to replace it with? Oh... you're not. Well then. At least post this when you're done. Thanks.

Anyone else need some "Milk?" This is an automated ninja monkey post.
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #432 on: August 14, 2006, 04:04:11 PM »
let's see what stupid title this is

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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #433 on: August 14, 2006, 04:06:42 PM »
But how can Satan steal your breakfast when you're the god of the underworld?
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #434 on: August 14, 2006, 04:08:06 PM »
This was a previous problem. It happened before I punished him.