Revenge of Grumpy Bear

[Nessa]

Stupid Utah weather. *Grumble*

[The Lost One]

I'm glad I left Utah this morning before the bad weather hit.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

no bad weather here, but a heckuva commute.

a car overturned in the HOV lanes, blocking both of them for almost an hour. Equipment to help blocked two of the northbound normal lanes. So... EVERYONE trying to get into DC from Virginia had exactly one freeway lane to use to do so.

[FirstMateJack]

That sucks! Maybe you shouldn't work in D.C. you have a higher chance of being killed there than dying in Iraq you know.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I don't work in DC, really. I work in Arlington, across the river from DC. But I still needed to take 395 to get to work
Guess I coulda taken the beltway and come in on 66, but that seemed like an even bigger time drain

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

Thursday sucked. I had to get up at seven thirty after hanging out and playing video games with a huge group of friends until like two. When I got up I was dragged halfway across town to Nielsen's Grove Park (which by the way looks totally awesome, and I'm planning on going to the grand opening this Wensday) Where I had to do some community service for missing school.

Aside from getting stabbed all over in my hands every time I pulled a weed by those stupid stickers, and then nearly falling in the pond, I had a somewhat good time. That is until I started to get a sunburn, which wasn't improved by the fact that I still had another hour, or later when my mom forgot to pick me up, so I had to spend another hour walking back across town. Anyway, like I've already said, Thursday sucked.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

You could have considered, y'know, not staying out till 2am.

but yeah, suxxors.

I got away with a lot in High School, it occurs to me. I just walked out of school and skipped a number of times. One time I cut class by telling the teacher I was going to the nurse's office, and then wandered the building, accidentallly walking outside the same classroom. Mr. Jones was cool though. He never ever busted me.

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

Well technically I wasn't "out" I was at home having a huge gaming party in my living room.

[FirstMateJack]

but yeah, suxxors.

....wait a minute...I thought we didn't write in L337 out here.

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

Crap e, you let them see your slip, hurry and deny everything, and then send ninja monkeys after anyone who asks further.

[The Lost One]

I grumpy because I'm such a loser that I can't find a decent job so my wife went out and started working at Krispy Kreams. Now, she goes to work, leaves me with the kids and tells me to "never defile the donut". At least she gets twelve free donuts per shift. Not that I like donuts, but my three-year-old thinks his mommy has the best job in the world.

[FirstMateJack]

Crap e, you let them see your slip, hurry and deny everything, and then send ninja monkeys after anyone who asks further.

Ha! I got the pirates.

|\/|`/  |_||}3|2  |*1|2@+3$  \X/1||  |<1||  |-|1$  \X/|23+(|-|3[)  |\/|0|\||<3`/$!!!!!

After all, as we all know, the pirates are the best defense against ninjas.

...seriously, I thought this wasn't a l33t joint.

[fuzzyoctopus]

I grumpy because I'm such a loser that I can't find a decent job so my wife went out and started working at Krispy Kreams.

Awww, that really sucks, Lost One.  But it does make me feel better about being in the same situation minus the kids.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

1) Pirates may be the "best defense" but they're still woefully ineffective.

2) your leet-speak has been a violation of bylaw 124 sec 3.005. Please report to chamber 3 for termination.

3) one word in over 17000 posts is hardly a problem. When you get to 4 digits in your posts, then we can talk.

[FirstMateJack]

Is creating my own topic and replying to it 1,000 times, in the name of leveling up, against some sort of rule?