review: The Traitor's Manual

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

fat chance of that happen. I use ninja monkeys because they don't form attachments and like to travel. Plus they enjoy the work. Plus, they hate unions. Teamsters used to be business competition, you know.

Plus there's the whole Laissez Faire view of hte economy. Unions cut into that.

[Lieutenant Kije]

Well they should just laissez faire my own personal economy, then.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

they're not doing anything to your economy. It's your body and choice of pizza toppings they object too.

[Fellfrosch]

Okay, now we're just getting silly. A grown man who doesn't like olives and mushrooms? Since such a thing is inherently ridiculous, I suspect that you're just making stuff up to get a rise out of me. Well it won't work! No rise!

[Lieutenant Kije]

Ok Mustard's brother, whatever you say.

[Entsuropi]

Pineapple, mushrooms, onions, turkish delight, sprouts, broccoli - all of these are demon food. I deny them.

[JP Dogberry]

Not having Pineanpple on pizza is a plot by the US Government in association with the other echelon members to discredit anarchy.

Yeah, you'd have to be dumb to use that book, but the MAIN purpose is to discredit anarchy, which it does quite well.

I tried out the touch powder recipe from it. It did nothing. Plus, I got the Chemistry teacher to supervise. (He was the one who wanted a touch powder recipe)

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

you're just making stuff up to get a rise out of me. Well it won't work! No rise!

To get a rise out of him you'd have to use yeast.

Not having Pineanpple on pizza is a plot by the US Government in association with the other echelon members to discredit anarchy.

See, there's a theory I can agree with. And if that's what it does, then anarchy deserves to be discredited.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

pinapple can be good on pizza sometimes,... but not as good as mushrooms sun dried tomatoes and meatballs...

Or Jalepeno and pepperoni,.... mmmm