Nerdery #33 Character Death

[Paul_Gibbs]

You don't have the guts to shoot him.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

This rationale obviously comes from a secret society addled mind. The Great Computer would never forbid something that doesn't potentially exist. Since we now have *two* people refuting doctrines taught by the Computer I must point out that they *must* be either commies, mutants, traitors, or some combination thereof. Whatever those terms mean, participation in any of those categories is forbidden. Thus, one who contradicts the computer (as Kije just has) must be at least one of the above.

To save time an energy, I will begin the executions the Computer has authorized me to perform.

/me sets his weapon to "fricase" and annihilates JP and Kije before their Commie Mutant Traitor arguments can infect anyone else -- I don't know if such a transmission is possible, but as the Computer says, better safe than sorry.

[JP Dogberry]

/me 's next clone arrives.

Yes, but you misunderstand. The previous edition of Paranoia was perfect. The new edition is MORE perfect. The computer says it is.

[Lieutenant Kije]

** Kije tapes a note reading "I hate the computer" to e's back and runs out of sight before he can notice.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Good thing I'm the group's documentation specialist, and that I always have three cameras pointed at me, and can therefore nail Kije for his own crime