Dungeons and Dragons....Satan's game!

[FirstMateJack]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp


It's real, as we can all learn from this official pamphlet.

[Fellfrosch]

I think that makes this the third, maybe fourth time someone has posted that here. But I guess we have lots of new people, so read up.

[FirstMateJack]

I am not going to read every single post.

I'm too lazy, I'd rather annoy everyone.

Anyway... hmm.. has anyone posted a video of the "Where's the cheetos" skit?

I've only heard an MP3 of it, and seen one version of it at the end of some game a guy showed me, I have heard there are other video versions, but I can't seem to find them.

[Spriggan]

I also think this is one of the few links that has poped up in just about every deparment/topic board on the forum.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

No! Not Blackleaf!!!! I'm going to DIE!

(She was robbed by the way... Blackleaf didnt even get a saving throw)

[Eagle Prince]

I am not going to read every single post.

I'm too lazy, I'd rather annoy everyone.

Anyway... hmm.. has anyone posted a video of the "Where's the cheetos" skit?

I've only heard an MP3 of it, and seen one version of it at the end of some game a guy showed me, I have heard there are other video versions, but I can't seem to find them.

http://www.timewastersguide.com/boards/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=rpgs;action=display;num=1113412753;start=8

This should take you to the thread with links to the skit.  It is by the Dead Ale Wives I think, I posted a link to an 8-Bit Theatre version (this is a web-comic that uses graphics from the original Final Fantasy game).  There is probably another thread or two around here about the Jack Chick comic.  We end up quoting stuff from those all the time, hehe hehe.  "I cast... magic missile.."

[Entsuropi]

I always liked the 'I cast darkness at the magic missile!' varient.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

THere's a sequel two where the magic-user invites his girlfriend over to the game. Creepiness ensues.

[Mr_Pleasington]

Somewhere there's a MST3K version of "Dark Dungeons" that's absolutely hilarious.  I may have posted the link in "Cool Things on The Internet" a while back but I can't find it now.

[blcdrayco]

I SO want that mind bondage spell.  Or at least a variant that gets my parents to leave me alone for more than ten minutes whenever we are at home.  (I'm not kidding- with the exclusion of early morning and late night ten minutes is actually the average on some days).

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I SO want that mind bondage spell.

I'm pretty sure that's how my wife got me married to her.

[FirstMateJack]

Where are the cheetos?? Yeah.. I've only heard it on Dr. Demento, and seen one version at the end of a fantasy game someone had on PS2, it was pretty funny. the guy in the kitchen was one of the final bosses, and a big dragon like guy.

[Mister M]

Thanks to the Dead Ale Wives, my wife and I have houseruled that in Munchkin, a Magic Missile does double damage against The Darkness.