Okay, I got a few quotes for the warrior class.
0- Ditchdigging is a trade, gravedigging is a hobby.
1- When you meet the ferryman, be a pal and tell him I got three more coming his way.
2- They say the pen is mighter than the sword, but you'll have a hard time using either once I cut your hands off.
3- What's wrong, did some crippled kid steal your real sword?
4- You're going to look pretty silly with this sword sticking out of your face.
5- This is a vorpal blade, the most powerful sword in the DnD world. In fact, it can take your head clean off. So you got to ask yourself one question, "Do I feel lucky?" Well do you, punk?!
6- The human body only holds five liters of blood, so why do you have three on the outside and only two on the inside?
7- That's no cemetary, its my back yard!
8- When you have as many bonus feats as I do, you'll find it worth-while to invest in dual-wielding. Digging two graves at once really frees up the schedule.
9- I don't need more skill points, loot corpse is untrained.
10- Stop your wimpering and fight, I only cut off your stupid legs!
11- I didn't know you could take Weapon Focus in bunkum.
12- Dying is so cliche, why don't you people try something else for a change.
13- So what now, you beat me with your severed arm, or just stand there and bleed?
14- Next time I could fight you weaponless and blindfolded, but I doubt you'd be any more of a challenge.
