Current Poll

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

My horde of screaming Ninja monkey assassin priests will dine on Dolph Lundgren's intestines and play a game of jacks using his eyes for the ball and finger bones for jacks. They will make a nice little briefcase out of his liver and use his pancreas for a dish rag!

[Spriggan]

I'm sorry kid but the market research show that Ninja Monkeys are stale meat.  Working with one will ruin your carear.  ThoseMTV kids just don't care for Ninja Monkeys any more, I hate to tell you this kid but I just don't think your monkeys can get any work in this town anymore.  Now I know you've got lots of mouths to feed, so maybe you can get a gig in Vegas.  People there love retro acts.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

my ninja monkeys will also use the pancreas of these "MTV kids" as a dish rag. That will remove them as a market factor.

[Spriggan]

I know you're bitter kid, maybe you should go home and get some rest, and think about your future before decideing to go on a killing spree.


The above has been a historical re-inactment intented to educate readers as to the origination of the current ninja monkey killing spree.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

THe world will thank me. You'll see. History will see me as a benefactor for mankind.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Talking it over with Entropy, I realized I should have added to the list: "grateful French girls."

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Don't you mean Norwiegian girls?

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

How about European and Polynesian girls

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I admit it, today's poll is a result of realizing I don't have enough time to start a new project, and all my other projects are done, and I leave in half an hour.

I hope it's not as lame as I suspect it is.

Note: this is also a ploy to get me to be the winner of a poll.

[Spriggan]

I think you've allready lost to Tage.  The irony of us telling him to shut up won't be lost on most of TWG's regulars.

[Entsuropi]

I see that my utterances are as beautiful and treasured as ever.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

you're not senior staff, Entropy. I kept it to sr. staff to make sure that no one got picked on, besides those who could take it, and not look like I was picking favorites.

[fuzzyoctopus]

And yet the monkey is winning.

Hey, I voted for Spriggan.

[EUOL]

Nice job with the poll, SE.  In fact, nice job all around.  You're the man.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

er. thanks. I appreciate it.

and curse those monkeys. They make all that screeching and must be silenced!

Note that if you add up the "SaintEhlers" options, I have way more votes than any REAL person. Of course, the monkeys have more than 50% of all votes.