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[House of Mustard]

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[fuzzyoctopus]

um...

*Offers HoM a cookie.*

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I think you're irritated because you have the sort of taste that makes you like Nicole Kidman. Oh, and pro wrestling.


adn to resurrect an old topic that was on this thread: remember 42's thundercats parodies? Well, Queen of Wands posted something similar but unrelated.

[House of Mustard]

As far as the old Kidman/Jolie debate, Esquire magazine recently named Angelina Jolie the sexiest woman of the year.  I think that this is what the scriptures are talking about when they say that men will call good evil, and evil good.  The end is near.

[House of Mustard]

*Accepts the cookie.

Gets irritated that there is no milk to go with it.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

See, I don't think EITHER of them are sexy.

[House of Mustard]

Well, on one count you're right.  On the other, you're wrong.  We've had this thread before.

Incidentally, I went to the dollar theater on Saturday and saw the Village again.  That Bryce Howard -- she's a cutie.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

wait, so you're saying that Angelina Jolie IS hot?

[House of Mustard]

No no no...  The count where you're right is: Jolie is not sexy.  Where you're wrong: Kidman is.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I can see you're a very confused young man. I thought I had straightened you out on this issue.

[House of Mustard]

Alright, name five so that I can understand your flawed tastes.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

five what? confused people? You, Fell, Gemm (he's actually the most confused), Entropy, and JamPaladin

[House of Mustard]

See how you are?

You know what I mean: five women that you DO find sexy, so that the rest of us, more enlightened thinkers can deride your choices.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

yeah, I'm pretty snarky, ain't I?

THAT I'd have to think about. Famous people you mean, I assume. That I'm not married to so you won't feel like a jerk when you make fun of them. Hrm... I'm gonna have to think. I like Miranda Otto, (Eowyn in LotR). I can probably go so far as to say she's sexy, if in a non-traditional way. I kinda think that Liv Tyler's cute, but not Sexy. (I used to, but I don't currently, same with what's her bucket who played Mary Jane. We had a fight about that one two, so I'm sure you'll latch onto it, even though I don't think she's sexy currently. There are a lot of people who are attractive, but that aren't really "sexy." Though Ms. Kidman is really neither in my book.

Uhm.. I have to think about it. I'll get back to you.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

oo! oo! have one! Amy Allen. She played Aayla Secura in Attack of hte Clones (to be reprised in Revenge of the Sith). Yeah, that's only semi famous, I know. She's a blue Twi'lek jedi chick.