Current Poll

[House of Mustard]

Hey you programming types: why is the poll at the bottom of the page?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

uhm... because your browser's broken?

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Hmmm, why is Ginger Rogers not winning?

[House of Mustard]

The new poll will be up tomorrow.  Today's too busy.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

everyone! Vote for Freddy Mercury! We can't let Dana Scully beat him for first lady!

[Fellfrosch]

This is actually one of the most exciting polls in recent memory. When was the last time we had a three-way split, or even a close two-way split? And what kind of freakish nerds are we when the three women in question are Amidala, Scully and Freddy Mercury?

[Lieutenant Kije]

Grace Kelly, ca. 1936 is always the answer.  To every question.  Why can't anybody realize that?

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

It's rather humorous how no-one has voted for the ketchup lady.

[Fellfrosch]

It's also rather funny that we use Ginger Rogers in about 40% of our polls, and Kije just referred to her Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly in 1936 was nowhere near as hot as Ginger Rogers in 1936.

[EUOL]

So, are you doing these Fell?  I have to say, when I saw Freddie Mercury on there, I nearly fell out of my chair with laughter.  Well done!

[House of Mustard]

I've actually been doing this series, since Fell always forgets.

New poll's up.

[House of Mustard]

Kije, you're a pedophile:  Grace Kelly was 7 years old in 1936.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

heh, the next poll should be which cabinet position Jar Jar gets.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

The one most likely to be assasinated.

[EUOL]

Then, HoM, I salute your cleverness.  Well done!

And you people are idiots, by the way.  You haven't picked any of my choices.  I thought Freddie was a shoe-in for First Lady!  Princess Amidalla...what are you thinking?  She's not even a Jedi!