According to the roommate

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

...a microwave under the bed is a good idea.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

For anything other than the convenience of warming food whenever you like? I think a mini-fridge is a better idea.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Why not, it cant hurt you. A TV puts out as much radiation.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I didn't think it was dangerous. Just that a mini-fridge is more practical. Both would be ideal, I suppose.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Hmmm a mini fridge microwave combo just high enough for a jug of milk or a 2 litre and deep enough for 4 large pappa johns pizzas to stack on top of each other.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

see, there you've got the idea.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

The sideways fridge!

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

I'll give you a sideways microwave.

And by this topic I meant for people to put down silly things you remember your roommate saying in college.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

I would do that, but I fear it would sully my memory of him, you see during my second year in colleg my roomie dropped out (his moms death hit him hard) and the next year on the anniversery of her death he locked himself in the garage with a running car.

Trust me you'll miss your roomate.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I hated a number of my roommates.
One came home from the gym and put his dirty socks on my KITCHEN TABLE!!!
This is the same guy who came home with a can of apple beer and kept saying "this is gross. Here, try it." If it's gross, why do you want me to TRY IT?! (answer: you hate me)

But the worst room mate was my roommate in Greensboro. Don't even get me started on HIM.

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

The only reason were hesitant about the microwave is because were not allowed to have them in our rooms. Which is close to being stupid.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

whiner. Just remember to make your bed with a large comfortor (you have to be consciencious enough to MAKE THE BED each morning) and that will hide it.