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Where does a 300 pound gorilla go
« on: September 29, 2003, 03:47:21 PM »
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Re: Where does a 300 pound gorilla go
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2003, 04:15:47 PM »
I always knew dem yankees let the monkeys have run of the place.  ;D
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Re: Where does a 300 pound gorilla go
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2003, 04:17:26 PM »
I shall call him Bobo!
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Re: Where does a 300 pound gorilla go
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2003, 04:58:33 PM »
I'm all right, I'm aaaallll right! No gorillas in my backyard.

Seriously, that zoo is a couple miles from my house. (Well, everything in Boston is a couple miles away from everything else, but that doesn't mean you can get there quickly...) I saw that in the headlines of a paper as I was standing in line at the bank this morning. I love the lady who told the police she saw the gorilla waiting at a bus stop. He's been planning his escape from the beginning, and the next step is taking a bus outta here!

Might make an interesting children's story, minus the injuries to zoo patrons.
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Re: Where does a 300 pound gorilla go
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2003, 05:01:49 PM »
He's fully rated on microsoft flight simulator too.
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Re: Where does a 300 pound gorilla go
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2003, 05:02:55 PM »
If he's been PLANNING an escape that involves "taking the bus" perhaps this just goes to prove my theory that Germans love David Hasselhoff

Wait.

It goes to prove the intellectual superiority of humans over 300 pound apes. which is something I know we were all worried about.

Now, we all know what would have made this story more funny? 53% more funny, to be exact?
That's right, if it was a monkey.
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Re: Where does a 300 pound gorilla go
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2003, 05:12:16 PM »
48% more funny if it was a Bonobo and 150% more funny if it was a Giant Lemur
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Re: Where does a 300 pound gorilla go
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2003, 05:20:56 PM »
I dunno, I think  fat, 300 pound monkey of any variety would be pretty funny.
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Re: Where does a 300 pound gorilla go
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2003, 05:24:51 PM »


Could you imagine a 300 pound one of these!

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Re: Where does a 300 pound gorilla go
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2003, 06:34:08 PM »
properly speaking, a lemur isn't even a monkey. so, I'm not sure how they work into the 53% more funny rule.
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Re: Where does a 300 pound gorilla go
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2003, 06:39:48 PM »
Ok, this topic is pretty funny, so I thought I'd let you all see this joke a friend told me. I thought it was pretty funny.

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his a** off. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says...... "Make 'em all ugly again".

Heh, isn't that a funny joke?
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Re: Where does a 300 pound gorilla go
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2003, 06:56:37 PM »
I think i'm going to put you on my ignore list.
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Re: Where does a 300 pound gorilla go
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2003, 06:57:28 PM »
Heh, what?
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Re: Where does a 300 pound gorilla go
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2003, 07:01:56 PM »
You realize changing your display name wouldn't get around a hypothetical ignore list...
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Re: Where does a 300 pound gorilla go
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2003, 07:04:19 PM »
No, I'm just being someone else for the next 34 hours.
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