Soon to be Just Sigfried?

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

The Simpsons proved to prophetic as Roy Horn of the famous Sigfried and Roy team was attacked by a white tiger used in his act. The Tiger seized him by the throat and dragged him off stage like he was a rag doll.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A42634-2003Oct4?language=printer

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

It's about time. I can't tell you the number of viscious rumors about deviant behaviors I've always suspected were possibly true about those two.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

*I caught some of the show from the news and thinking about it getting your windpipe crushed by a 500 pound tiger would really suck.

so, what would be the worst way to die?

[Lieutenant Kije]

I heard of a medieval torture where the victim would get smeared in honey or something sweet, bound fast, and put in a pit in the forest.  Then the critters come out and eat him/her up.  That wouldn't be fun.

[Entsuropi]

In a raymond e fiest book one guy got honey smeared over his family jewels and then tied to a red ant hill in the sun. The term "cruel and unusual punishment" comes to mind.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Gerbils. Definitely gerbils

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

I like the one in Fast and Furious 2 where they put a bucket upside down on a guys stomach and a rat inside the bucket, then they turn on a blowtorch and heat it up. Eventually the rat tries to get out by burrowing through the only soft thing availible.

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I think the tiger went after Roy because Roy kept putting the toilet seat down.

Now the guy in New York was just a wife beater.

[Mistress of Darkness]

Sorry, I've always really liked white tigers, and I'm finding it hard to feel sorry for Roy. It seems way too much like what a mother tiger would do to a disobedient cub.