A question for Dr. Pepper.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Not all captial letters are intentional. I think we should begin an investigation that will destroy any future political potential for HoM.

[House of Mustard]

Oh yeah, and marijuana is good for migraines too.  And heroin.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"I don't technically have blood."
"And my brain medication contains trace amounts of black-tar heroin, so donating plasma is out."

Speaking of stress relief, I just essentially stole from my VP this weird "Tangle." A bizarre string of macaroni shaped plastic bits. They're all flush against each other and rotate.
This thing is like crack. For the last 2 hours straight I've been manipulating it in my left hand while operating my phone and typing with my right. It's spooky.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

is this the same VP that hates you?

And to deal w/ my stress I have been working out. Or lifting boxes to be more specific. There is something rewarding about manual labor, as long as its not back breaking and your in a place you like.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

The one I hate, yeah.
It's not REALLY stealing. She offered me one of these stress toys earlier because I bitched out loud about a retard I talked to. Yeah, I shouldn't have done it, at least not where any management could hear, but oh well. She had them all out and I ... was freaked out by this bendy poodle thing that looked like a cross between mutant poodle from the movie HULK and well, a servant of hell. But then my curiosity arose about this Tangle thing and I played with it. Then I kept it.

Also, they're buying everyone a stress ball. Weird, but I guess it's a benefit. Instead of a ball though, I'm getting a Gumby. Too bad they didn't let me get Pokey too.