Quotes...

[Entsuropi]

Gemm0987: I dunno, I'm writing a reply to Homsar about his book.
EntropyTWG: you know, this is kinda funny really
EntropyTWG: i ****ed up the forum
Gemm0987: ass
EntropyTWG: nobody else has done that, i'm special
*** Gemm0987 is trying to send you "ass.gif".
*** You have received C:\My Documents\Charlie\ass.gif.
EntropyTWG: a subject you as most familiar with, i take it?
Gemm0987: Sure

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Altered for reasons. -- Gemm

Altered for other reasons. -- Fellfrosch

Monkeyturds and Fleshed Frog Guts. -- Gemm

[Entsuropi]

OI! YOU! NO!

And your code was broken.

[Entsuropi]

Incidentially, what was actually said was...

EntropyTWG : if it was exploitation now, chances are he would have felt her up and then woken her
EntropyTWG : the author has issues i think

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

"Hey," said Shadow. "Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are."
The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side, and it stared at him with bright eyes.
"Say 'Nevermore,'" said Shadow.
"F*** you," said the raven. It said nothing else as they went through the woodland together.

[Tage]

That's amusing, I just finished American Gods a couple weeks ago.

That Gaiman fellow sure is creative.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

I just rewatched time bandits  what a great movie!!

Evil One (David Warner) When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding.


Robert (Derek Deadman) Understanding of what, master?


Evil One: Digital watches. And soon I will have understanding of videocassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time: forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!


Robert Slugs.


Evil One: Slugs! He created slugs! They can't hear, they can't speak, they can't operate machinery. If I were creating the world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one.

[Mistress of Darkness]

I thought I'd dust this one off.

EUOL: "You don't shoot your friends that often."

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

George Gordon Lord Byron

He who ascends to mountain-tops shall find
The loftiest peaks most wrapt in clouds and snow;
He who surpasses or subdues mankind
Must look down on the hate of those below.

[EUOL]

Headline--The Onion

"God Grants John Ritter's Wish To Meet Johnny Cash"

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

heh, that's a good one.

You look down. Should I do the cheese dance to make the cheese clouds rain great amounts of cheeeeese?
... did I mention there was cheeeeeeeeese?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Thank you, Fell, for this one:

He walked away, but I knew we were both thinking the same thing: holding a gun show and a jewelry show in the same expo center on the same day is asking for trouble, and putting 500 desperate gamers in the middle is only going to make it worse. If anybody hits the trade table offering a real diamond in exchange for a Mox Diamond, we’ll know that the expo center’s social experiment has gone horribly wrong.

[Lieutenant Kije]

"You thought, as a boy, that a mage is one who can do anything.  So I thought, once.  So did we all.  And the truth is that as a man's real power grows and his knowledge widens, ever the way he can follow grows narrower: until at last he chooses nothing, but does only and wholly what he must do..."

Ursula K. LeGuin, A Wizard of Earthsea

[House of Mustard]

Well, folks, there you have it. A day in the life of a superhero and his sidekick. It's a very long day, the tights are uncomfortable; I think we covered that before. Map light, convenient and essential. A lot of working of villain motifs. Crime has a Bossa Nova beat. Leap before you look. Remember denouement. Other French words: inconvenient, nonessential... oh... I could go on and on... But time's a-wasting and evil's out there making hand-crafted mischief for the swap meet of villainy. And you can't strike a good deal with evil. No matter how much you haggle! We don't need to look for a bargain; goodness is cheap because it's free, and free is as cheap as it gets. Cut! What was that pig about?!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"These are seem a little short. And they're kind'a cold. I think pants would be more practical."
"Pfft! pants are for girls! Look... No self-respecting superhero has a boy sidekick wearing anything else, but SHORT shorts! They are a symbol of our purely platonic partnership! Otherwise, the public might think that we're GAY!!
...
You're not.. gay. Are you?"
"I don't think so. Are you?
"NOPE! I'm all man! I even fought in WWII! Although, confidentially.. I was wearing pink panties under my uniform.
....
GOTCHA!!"
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
"But that would have felt nice."