A successful Bachelor party

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

TFO, it is important for you to realize that I only get made fun of by people near my intelligence level at my school, because I don't associate with the others.  This, in fact, saves me from a lot of trouble.  You see, I don't argue with idiots, which is what them making fun of me would become.  I don't argue with idiots because they drag you down to their level and win with experience.

[Sminja]

I love the reaction when someone insults you and you choose not to respond in any way. Or just say "whatever..." or something. It makes the insulter feel like they just wasted breath for nothing...hey, that could make a good "priceless" Mastercard commercial...

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

No, the best way to respond to an insult is to say," Yup, you just figured this out.  Dang you are slow..."

[Sminja]

Haha, Gorgon, I like the way you think.

[Maxwell]

yhea getting em back is good but you gotta let go of grudges, in seventh grade i hated sams guts cuz he was an idiot who thought the spikes on my old backpack were nipples and he kept trying to milk it in the hallways...

[Master Xaio]

or as you walk off, mutter something about pitying them.  People like sympathy, but hate being pitied.  it really pisses them off.

[Sminja]

They were nipples...in the eyes of a naive seventh grader...

[Maxwell]

except they were pointy and two inches long

[Sminja]

In the eyes of a seventh grader, anything pointy and two inches long can have a sexual reference.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

Another fun thing to do is just make up big words.  They get very confused, very fast.  Then they act like they know excactly what you were talking about, and it gives you a personal sense of supioriority in light of their stupidity.

[Maxwell]

dude   a sense of superiority is just a way of hiding from the truth, that being that you are lonely but unwilling to swallow your pride and try and get some freinds

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

thats the most lucid argument I have heard from you guys yet.

[Master Xaio]

Uh, TFO somehow I think you're missing the point.  For one thing, I would suggest that you be a little careful of what you say.  You're coming very close to calling Gorgon a lonely loser who needs to get some friends.  

Secondly, The point is that overall, we don't really want to get "friends".  That suggests that we are desperate and in need of friends.  Thats not quite how it is.  I'll put it simply for you.

- We are lonely, yes.  However, we have no interest in going to make 'friends' with people we have nothing in common with, and who take great delight in trying pay us out.
- We are proud, yes.  But that doesn't mean that we are arrogant.  It just means that we have no wish to lower ourselves to the level of apes.
- If we really wanted to, we could make friends with the idiots.  but we have no wish to as it would not be at all satisfying.  We have better things to do.

And yes, I admit this is slightly muddled but I'm tired, so sue me.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

Okay.  First of all, TFO did not come close to calling me a desperate loser who is in desperate need of friends, he DID call me that.  But I can see that as his only real source is the posts I've made.

Secondly, I have only posted on how I think the direction of this countries mental capabilities is quite disturbing and why I choose not to enforce the degression of the human mind.  I have said nothing about my being lonely or needing friends.  I don't.

If I needed friends it would obviously be a sign that my standards were too high and I needed to lower them a little.  But my standards obviously aren't as anyone who has a good amount of booksmarts or processing capabilities and I make good friends, and I am rarely in a situation when I don't have at least two friends on hand unless I am alone.

[Maxwell]

I wasnt calling you lonely, i was making a generalization