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For all you hopeful guys out there
« on: June 14, 2004, 09:18:16 PM »
You are no longer officially pervs.
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Re: For all you hopeful guys out there
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2004, 09:19:04 PM »
The problem is, I don't think I am legal. Stupid being 16...
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Re: For all you hopeful guys out there
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2004, 09:22:50 PM »
Huzzah!

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Re: For all you hopeful guys out there
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2004, 09:27:18 PM »
Knew it. Had the party. The real celebration will come from this:

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Re: For all you hopeful guys out there
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2004, 09:38:24 PM »
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The problem is, I don't think I am legal. Stupid being 16...


Onion, technically here in Mich you are legal at 16.  However, I think your dad working at a church and all, it wouldn't be the best idea ever.
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Re: For all you hopeful guys out there
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2004, 09:47:17 PM »
All I know after seeing Prisoner of Azkaban, is that Daniel Radcliffe is getting FAR too good-looking for his own good.

Or my own good.  Either way. Snape is safer.

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Re: For all you hopeful guys out there
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2004, 09:52:22 PM »
I like the fact he's dateing a 25+ year old with breast implants, if only all 15 year olds were so lucky.
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Re: For all you hopeful guys out there
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2004, 09:55:14 PM »
What? What are you talking about Spriggan?
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Re: For all you hopeful guys out there
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2004, 09:56:37 PM »
ya it was in the press, at the London premier of Azkaban Radcliffe's date was some 20 something model.
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Re: For all you hopeful guys out there
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2004, 09:57:37 PM »
the sad thing is, the olsen twins may be legal, but they're still hideous little trolls.

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Re: For all you hopeful guys out there
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2004, 10:34:47 PM »
Blasphemy!
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Re: For all you hopeful guys out there
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2004, 10:36:20 PM »
sorry dude. ugly. little. Brats.

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Re: For all you hopeful guys out there
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2004, 10:37:28 PM »
Oh well. More for me.
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Re: For all you hopeful guys out there
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2004, 10:42:51 PM »
I could completely marry one of the Olsen twins. Sure we could only have multiple birth children (both of us being twins and all), but with her money we could afford it. Then we could take our twin children and make them into little billionaires like their mom.
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Re: For all you hopeful guys out there
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2004, 10:47:24 PM »
well, yeah, if you'er going to marry for money, yeah, I can get around that.