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Re: Gemm's Thread of Weirdness
« Reply #90 on: January 23, 2004, 12:15:16 AM »
I don't think koalas swim.  Do they?

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Re: Gemm's Thread of Weirdness
« Reply #91 on: January 23, 2004, 12:24:28 AM »
Jokes aside, koalas *do* swim. Rather well, actually
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Re: Gemm's Thread of Weirdness
« Reply #92 on: January 23, 2004, 12:50:47 AM »
Strange.  That's something I'd like to see - a koala swimming.  Not that I disbelieve you , JP.  It just strikes me as strange.

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Re: Gemm's Thread of Weirdness
« Reply #93 on: January 23, 2004, 01:15:14 AM »
No, you should disbelieve him. I'm done keeping this sharade of JP's going any longer. I have to stop it. The koala's killing the bridge, the man's job knocking them off the bridge. All an elaborate tale JP spun for you all. All this koala business is just a bunch of BS. Nope. Ok, I feel better now.
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Re: Gemm's Thread of Weirdness
« Reply #94 on: January 23, 2004, 08:34:10 PM »
/me looks at Saint appealing

What's going on?
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Re: Gemm's Thread of Weirdness
« Reply #95 on: January 23, 2004, 08:45:38 PM »
Waterlogged koalas.... easy prey for sharks. You are commiting murder, albiet from a removed angle!
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Re: Gemm's Thread of Weirdness
« Reply #96 on: January 23, 2004, 10:34:24 PM »
I'm just glad that Gemm's Thread of Weirdness is living up to its title.
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Re: Gemm's Thread of Weirdness
« Reply #97 on: January 25, 2004, 12:48:26 PM »
Your welcome.
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Re: Gemm's Thread of Weirdness
« Reply #98 on: January 29, 2004, 02:53:52 PM »
Hey MoD, received your care package today. Thanks for it. Although I must say, this Mrs. Fields thinks highly of herself and her candy's.
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Re: Gemm's Thread of Weirdness
« Reply #99 on: February 04, 2004, 02:19:50 AM »
I think Mrs. Fields has more than earned the right to pat herself on the back every now and again.  

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Re: Gemm's Thread of Weirdness
« Reply #100 on: February 10, 2004, 01:42:03 PM »
Ok, since this is dutifully named after someone I know, I will use it for my own purposes.

Does anyone know of/have an agent that does dealings with the hollywood types? EG: Maybe see if they can a certain someone an audition for the "SECTION EIGHT FILMS, a production company owned by Steve Soderbergh and George Clooney, is developing Jennifer Government for the screen in conjunction with Warner Brothers."

Eh, eh? EUOL? Maybe your agent knows some agents? What with the dual relaxitives and all. Eh?
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Re: Gemm's Thread of Weirdness
« Reply #101 on: February 10, 2004, 04:18:14 PM »
Heh.  Sorry, Gemm, but the movie biz and the publishing biz are very different worlds.  All of my contacts are in New York--the people you would want to talk to live in California.  
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Re: Gemm's Thread of Unhappyness
« Reply #102 on: March 14, 2004, 02:31:37 PM »
So I've reached this landslide, and I haven't quite figured out how to hold it up.  I'm not too sure how to tell this one. I'll leave it for later after I get a bit more than 3 hours of sleep.
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Re: Gemm's Thread of Weirdness
« Reply #103 on: March 15, 2004, 03:06:13 AM »
And he's way of telling it is to delgate it to *me*. So here I go, and please keep in mind that I don't really know what's going on here, I'm judging by what Gemm has told me. Gemm, if you don't like the way I tell this, or if I get something rather wrong, keep in mind, you asked me to do it, and I don't actually know what's going on.

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A fateful day, for our hero Zak. A sad story, tinged with hope. Not an unusaual day. Browsing the web, as always. Chatting to overseas strangers, making non-sequiter comments. Then, the appearance on an Instant Messanger, of Jenny.

Jenny. The girl who always sparkled. Yet, fate tossed upside down, he was in with a chance. They'd been going out for a little while. Technically speaking, anyway. As for weather they were "going out", he wasn't quite sure.

At least, he liked to believe theyw ere in with a chance. She hadn't returned calls or e-mails for quite a time. No thanks to Eric. Not our well renowned and worthy friend Saint Ehlers, no no no. This Eric was Jenny's Old/Current boyfriend. Once again, Zak wasn't quite sure. She certainly felt a certain way towards him, even though Eric shared a weird friendship with Zak.

Idly (or excitidly) he opened up a chat window to her. The words were half expected, but not what he had hoped to hear. Not on an idle afternoon, stranger from the other side of the world quoting Sun Tzu to annoyance.

"I don't think I should be your friend anymore" she said. "I think I should just become a ghost"

Yet, as hope still transpired, her words grew more cutting.

"I just want to not think about him, just forget. It'd be so easy, if I didn't know you could forget. ....sorry Zak"

That was it. His flatmate was no use, no empathy.

"Get over her, plenty more fish in the sea"

So, he turned to the strange friend from halfway across the world, the one who, even now, could make him laugh.

Eventually, he was granted a decision by the same stranger. To give up, or to pursue the relationship regardless.

He decided to stick with it.

"Why?" he was challanged. "There's a lot of other girls out there, with better chances. What's so special about this one?"

"because, she's worth my time and effort. She's amazing, and everything that isn't."

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So it was that our hero was rejuvinated, and that he continues to fight on for a cause he believes worthy.
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Re: Gemm's Thread of Weirdness
« Reply #104 on: March 15, 2004, 11:59:56 AM »
I dunno, see, I spoke with Gemm briefly, and I think maybe he took what I was saying as just a "more fish in the sea" bit.

That's not what I'm saying.

On the drive to work though I thought a little more about it.

I was trying to help Gemm "skip over" a phase I repeated about 700 times between the ages of 14 and 24 or so. I didn't feel like I'd gotten much  from those events in my own life. But maybe I'm just wrong about that and you do learn something from it.

Anyway, my advice was to be sad for a bit (because breaking up or losing the goal of someone who you really like really really sucks) but then to move on. You can waste a lot of your life pining plaintifly for someone who won't ever (possibly because she can't) reciprocate. Sure, sometimes it's like the movies, but usually it's not. Like Molly Ringwold's dad tells Ducky "Just because you love her doesn't mean she's going to love you back." (yeah, i love irony in my arguments).

But then, maybe I'm completely wrong and she will come around. Just don't waste your life waiting for it, eh? I don't want to see you constantly messed up because you don't have a relationship growing with this chick. You're worth more than that.