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Dachshunds plot world domination
« on: August 17, 2004, 10:16:22 PM »
^ Subject line of a recent thread on the childlit listserv.

Can't you just see it now? Hundreds of little weiner dogs just waiting for their chance to make us play catch 300 times a day! Make us find their squeaky toys! Kick us out of the bed!

(My little dachshund friend, Fritz, already does that last.)
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Re: Dachshunds plot world domination
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2004, 11:16:45 PM »
"I ordered 200 oxen and they sent me all these... weiner dogs."

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Re: Dachshunds plot world domination
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2004, 02:45:35 AM »
Of course the foil to this dastardly plot are the Nations of Vietnam and the Phillipines... Striking out for justice and cheap meat in the name of all mankind.

mmmm yummy.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2004, 05:56:14 AM by ElJeffe »
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Re: Dachshunds plot world domination
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2004, 03:16:48 AM »
would you like fries with that...DACHSUND FRIES!!! MUWAHHHAHH!!!!!
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Re: Dachshunds plot world domination
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2004, 07:32:04 AM »
The dachsund we used to have, Helga, was very motherly. She licked us clean and chased squirells. She was raised by cats. she ruled.
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Re: Dachshunds plot world domination
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2004, 11:47:37 AM »
Dashsund's ruling the world? That would be the end of legs (and ankles) as we know them.
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