Cool Stuff Found on the Internet III

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

heh, some of those are pretty darn cool. It's about time garden sculpture came out of the age of pink flamingoes or gay, chubby-faced boys holding lanterns. Oh, and Yard Gnomes

"I saw a yard gnome once. Didn't scare me!"

actually, what am I saying? Have I *ever* been interested in garden sculpture? no. sheesh. But some of those are pretty cool.

[Spriggan]

heh, 4 grand for an 8 foot tall Cuthulu statue.  Better start saveing Entropy.

[Entsuropi]

Thats not cthulhu. That's a bloody sponge with some curves carved in.

[fuzzyoctopus]

http://www.turtlekiss.com/solarflare.htm

Koopa, the painting turtle's original artworks.  I might buy one some day, but I'd rather have a photo of the turtle painting.  

[Entsuropi]

I fail to see the interest.

'Cannot be reproduced by any human means, excepting sponges and paintbrushes.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

wish they'd stop pretending the animal did it. I mean, a human chose the colors and the original placement of the wet paints. A human choose where to start the turtle. A human chooses how long the turtle paints. Maybe he wants to come back and walk across it again.

[House of Mustard]

What if the turtle just walks off the canvas?  Do they put him back on?

Also, I like the line: "a well-respected turtle rescue group".  It just strikes me as funny.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I think that was a song by the Kinks.
wait, i mean, there was a British invasion group called the turtles.
er... hrm... This is getting confusing.