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Ask Dr. P!
« on: December 21, 2004, 10:03:24 PM »
So I'm bored.  I have more freetime than I know what to do with right now.  I'll be on for some time while playing guitar and watching Sealab 2021.

So ask me a question.  Any question.  I'll answer.  The absurdity of the answer will depend solely on whether or not Sealab is on or b/t episodes.
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Re: Ask Dr. P!
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2004, 10:18:06 PM »
Does The Beast, the end boss of the shadowlands expansion for Anarchy Online, really really do 100,000 damage per area of affect nuke?

Also, can night elves pick up Classic FM with their ears?
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Re: Ask Dr. P!
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2004, 10:21:49 PM »
If somebody walked up to you and started urinating on you, what would you do?
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Re: Ask Dr. P!
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2004, 10:24:24 PM »
The Beast is not but a lie, let alone the non-existance of his super-nuke.  It's all just a show to keep people out of the Shadowlands.  A triumverate of mollusks actually rule the area and are bolstering their forces to lay siege on all vertebrates.  The Beast is just an illusion to keep pesky adventurers away.

And elves do not pick up FM.  They can however hear Ham radio operations loud and clear.
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Re: Ask Dr. P!
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2004, 10:25:10 PM »
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If somebody walked up to you and started urinating on you, what would you do?


This answer hinges on if the person in question has recently eaten asparagus.
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Re: Ask Dr. P!
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2004, 11:25:50 PM »
After Emperor Constantine converted, why didn't the Christians feed all the priests of jupiter and so on to the lions?

Also, why don't little girls carry hammers like in anime?
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Re: Ask Dr. P!
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2004, 11:34:52 PM »
1.  Everyone knows lions crave only Christian blood.  They'd been fed on it for years and they grew to like the taste.

2.  Because anime is dumb and most little girls aren't?
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Re: Ask Dr. P!
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2004, 12:01:42 AM »
How many boards would the mongols horde if the mongol hordes got bored?
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Re: Ask Dr. P!
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2004, 03:09:45 AM »
Despite the fact that the first 'horde' should be 'hoard' I'll answer your question.

Eleventytwenty, taking into account height, weight, density, THAC0, AC, and Generation of the Horde.
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Re: Ask Dr. P!
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2004, 04:32:30 AM »
Bones, Bones, Bones, Bones, don't you love to suck the marrow?
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Re: Ask Dr. P!
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2004, 07:40:21 AM »
why does nostalgia sell to kids who never lived through that stuff the first time around?
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Re: Ask Dr. P!
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2004, 12:36:21 PM »
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Bones, Bones, Bones, Bones, don't you love to suck the marrow?



This, of course, being the long lost last verse to "Dem Bones'"
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Re: Ask Dr. P!
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2004, 12:37:09 PM »
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why does nostalgia sell to kids who never lived through that stuff the first time around?



To quote  THomas Dolby, "SCIENCE!"

Genetics, actually.
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Re: Ask Dr. P!
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2004, 01:01:37 PM »
What's the difference between an optomotrist and an opthalmologist?
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Re: Ask Dr. P!
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2004, 01:06:29 PM »
Which?
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