Polygraph examination

[Nicadymus]

I would have been too, MoreDew.  You never know what sort of diahrrea will come out of that drunk keeptin's mouth.  

[MoreDew]

apparently Morgan didn't say anything too scary because I did get the job.  I was offered the job last Monday.  Cool.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

woo woo! did you accept?

[Entsuropi]

You only increase my disregard for you by saying 'woo woo'.

[Captain Morgan]

Like I said, I made you a god! Now you have to sort out the BS I said with the truth once your employer starts asking you. Congrats Moredew.

Nic - Are you calling me a drunk? I so totally resemble that remark Only in my dreams. At least the outage will be done soon. Woo Whoo

[Spriggan]

Congrats MoreDew.  Though you never did tell them about the time you peed in someone's car when their window was down did you?  

And yes Captin I think he was.

[MoreDew]

oh yes, Sprig, I told them about peeing in the car with the window down.  Don't worry, I told them about all the schnanigans I(we) did during the early morning paper route.  

I did accept the job.  My first day, or I should say night will be on March 4.  I can't wait!

[Nicadymus]

Well, Morgan...look at your handle.  What would you expect someone to think?  (J/K)

[n8sumsion]

Congrats, MoreDew! That's great news. So do I have to call you Officer now? You know, I remember running from UNL campus security a couple of times in my youth. I won't disclose the details, as I wouldn't want to put you in any conflict of interest...

Good luck with the new job!

[Rican]

Way to go Mordew on the new job

[Spriggan]

oh yes, Sprig, I told them about peeing in the car with the window down.  Don't worry, I told them about all the schnanigans I(we) did during the early morning paper route.  

I did accept the job.  My first day, or I should say night will be on March 4.  I can't wait!

I just felt like embaresing you, thats all.

[Entsuropi]

Chav.

[Oseleon]

Osleon did you ever have to take one, I imagine it would be hard given your criminal background.

Nope, never did.  I was all set, paper work ready, when a power strugle above me left me not knowing who I reported to and therefore, not knowing who to send the paper through...  So Arrogance and ego stood in the way of my Clearance

Anyway, my background isn't that bad.  I had it reduced to a missdemeanor and was never arrested for anything else

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

you felon you...