Is there anything good about Northern Virginia?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Incidentally, the word is "yankee" because it's from the song "Yankee Doodle Dandy."

The line is this. In the world, a yankee is someone from the US. In the US, a Yankee is someone from north of the Potomac River. In the North, A Yankee is someone from Vermont. In Vermont, a Yankee is someone who still has an outhouse. Among that subset, a yankee is someone who keeps porn in their outhouse.

But no, Yankess are northerners. They are evil.