Best Quote lately

[Chimera]

Steve: Those are probably the coolest earrings I've ever seen.
Me: Well, if you ever become a girl I'll let you borrow them.

(am I allowed to quote myself? I'm going to because I think I'm funny.  )

[Shrain]

“If psychology has not made of [the] conjuring power of food as much as it might, literature on the other hand has been its diligent observer.”
—Kim Chernin, The Hungry Self

“[F]ood is a strong ‘edible dynamic’ binding present and past, individual and society, private household and world economy, palate and power.”
—Warren J. Belasco, Appetite for Change

[Spriggan]

Is my membership needed?  
Of course, not always.

From the North Korean English website's FAQ about if it's necessary to register.

[Chimera]

"Never Propose to a Yak"

from Mahjong the Endless Journey, a RealArcade game

[Tage]

This is from Fell (Dan)--

A brief conversation with my brother:
Rob: Do you want to come up and play football on Thanksgiving?
Dan: Like, on a computer?
Rob: Like that, except out on the grass.  It's like the ultimate video game: it's all 3-D -- just like you were there!  (Exactly like it, in fact.)
Dan: So am I the one playing, or do I have a team of people to order around?
Rob: You would be playing.  It's a very customizable game, though: you could play as a reciever or a running back, or even as QB.  And, if there's a tank, you can hop right into it and use that.  They're rare, though.

[House of Mustard]

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."

--Robert Wilensky

[Lightning Eater]

"While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered beasts, how can we expect any ideal conditions on this earth?"
George Bernard Shaw

I don't necessairily agree with the whole "everyone go vegetarian!" opinion, I just adore the "living grave" concept.

sorry if this was posted earlier, just tell me and I'll get rid of this, I didn't have time to go through all 24 pages of quotes

[The Jade Knight]

We're the living graves of plants, too!  Plants can't talk for themselves, so they need me to talk for them!  They are brutally abused!  Ripped out of their homes and tossed together in unbearable ways!  They are raised solely for the purpose of getting munched on - sometimes while still alive!  How horrible is that?

[MsFish]

"You three make an interesting pair."

"I just remembered there are french fries in my purse."


-Old One

[Nessa]

My daughter was hiding from my son and after he left she said, "Oh good, now I can talk to myself."

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

"Pedestarian Paris? It's pedestrian."

"I know, my way sounds better."

[RaoCar]

This was from a nes cast in Utah. They were talking about fules to keep the house warm. I dont know who the people were so i will just use it as 1 and 2.

1:We are running low on gasoline and natural gas. What else can we use?
2:*Holds up a peice of wood* I do know this works really well to burn, but where to you get it, and how much does it cost?
1:*Bursts out laughing* Take a look out side. You are offically a dumb Blonde.

[Oldie Black Witch]

Bubba: Mom? Z is for zebra.
Me: It certainly is. And what is A for?
Runaway: Alligator.
(I was expecting Apple)
Me: Really? Are you sure it's not for Aardvark?
Runaway: Well, that too.
Bubba: And Apple.
Me: Good job!
(A few moments of silence).
Runaway: And Alcatraz.

[Shrain]

We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!
--Wash talking to Jayne, "Firefly: Jaynestown"

[Chimera]

My Mom: I can read your mind. *Wriggles her fingers* Right now you are thinking about Santa Claus.
My 3 yr old Nephew: *Begins to shake his head, then a look of astonishment crosses his face* Yeah!