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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #135 on: January 26, 2005, 10:03:22 PM »
RingTLemur: hey
PaladinJammer: Is what horses eat
RingTLemur: really?
RingTLemur: I thought they ate small Norwegian children
RingTLemur: no wonder my horse is so fat
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #136 on: January 27, 2005, 07:36:32 AM »

"Ice formed on the butler's upper slopes."
"She had a laugh like cavalry on a tin bridge."
"He spun around in a kind of embarrassed twirl, like an adagio dancer surprised while watering the cat's milk."

PG Wodehouse ... masterful.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #137 on: January 28, 2005, 02:11:22 PM »
From Farscape

Dargo: Now I can speak only truth, and that comes in good news and bad news.
Chriton: Ok, give me the bad news first.
Dargo: Your married, and you will have to endure for 80 cycles as a statue
Chriton: whats the good news?
Dargo: Chiana and I are having Fantastic sex
« Last Edit: January 28, 2005, 02:11:44 PM by D66 »
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #138 on: January 29, 2005, 06:06:12 AM »
Just for the record, I call dibs on Chiana.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #139 on: January 30, 2005, 01:03:51 AM »
Paddy: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
P:Yellow car.
Me:Yellow car who?
P: Yellow car . . . there it goes!

I don't think my three-year-old has quite caught on to the fine art of the knock-knock joke.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #140 on: January 30, 2005, 08:06:52 AM »
I've told you my daughter's star wars jokes, right? What do you get when you cross an orange clothes with a man? AN OBI-WAN!!!!

Yeah. The Chewbacca one is even better.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #141 on: January 30, 2005, 12:05:55 PM »
I personally find both of those to be pretty funny, though maybe that just says something about my having the sense of humor of a toddler.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #142 on: January 31, 2005, 10:20:06 PM »
Gemm0987: I love, you.
EntropyTWG: that? Thats not what i desired, in my heart of valve based maintenance systems, to hear. Please, conduct a returns policy on that statement
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #143 on: February 01, 2005, 09:05:32 AM »
actually, the way Gemm's statement is punctuated, all he's telling you is that he loves. Not that he loves you particularly. But that he exercises his capacity to feel and know love.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #144 on: February 02, 2005, 02:34:12 PM »
From the amazingly insightful:
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/1/28/32622/4244

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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #145 on: February 03, 2005, 10:38:14 PM »
Entropy-
The most disturbing thing about gemm is that in every pic he looks really eager, its kind of unhealthy to be eager all the time.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #146 on: February 03, 2005, 11:09:28 PM »
Hey, whats that suppose to mean? I always have a smile on my face, ok? Ain't not nothing wrong with doing thats.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #147 on: February 03, 2005, 11:15:26 PM »
It's still sick and wrong.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #148 on: February 04, 2005, 09:16:22 AM »
Avery Score/Assistant Editor, Mobile Games at Gamespot talking about the PSP's price:

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In our Game of the Year Awards, we called Sony's offering of the PSP for 19,800 yen ($185 US) the biggest news of 2004. We naturally assumed this would correlate to a similar price on US shores, which seemed like the sort of thing capable of wiping the perpetually wide-eyed, smirking expression from Shigeru Miyamoto's pedomorphic face. What we didn't count on is that Sony's executives, to use a term coined by the current holder of our national executive office, are a bunch of 'freedom haters.'
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #149 on: February 04, 2005, 09:28:33 AM »
"I am only incidentally a writer. Primarily, I am the son of my parents." -e e cummings.
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