Best Quote lately

[Master Gopher]

Yeah well, you *did* hang round a few times when you had nothing better to do.

Yes, gel eyes all the way. Actually, i'd rather they *glowed* - just replace my eyes with a couple of Par 64s...

[Master Xaio]

True... actually, in retro - I'm amazed I wasn't there more.  Actually, no I'm not.  UT...

[Master Gopher]

But the two go together. Take today's example. I go to ask Leigh for the storeroom key so we can focus lights. He says: "Here. Onslought or Deathmatch?"

I'm surprised you weren't there more as well, it's a very nerdy escape that we all fall into eventually.

[MsFish]

It's important to look on the bright side, but you know things have gotten out of control when you have to pull out your own flashlight to do it.  

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

"The French Government announced yesterday that it has raised it's terror alert level from run to hide.
The only two higher levels in France are surrender and collaborate."

[fuzzyoctopus]

"That's it.  We need to get you some serious clown care."

[Entsuropi]

<shane> there is a special place in hell, down the hall from hitler, for real player

[The Jade Knight]

Amen to that.

[House of Mustard]

"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
---Steven Wright

[Spriggan]

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."
---Mitch Hedberg

[Fellfrosch]

"Having been tricked into accepting the characters as people we can trust in and care for, we now discover their world is but a stage, and they but players on it. Psychological realism and emotional continuity be damned!"
--Roger Ebert, in a recent movie review

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

"Jesus, Judas is teamkilling again!"

"Judas, don't be a ****."

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[Master Gopher]

"Jesus, Judas is teamkilling again!"
"Judas, don't be a ****."

Yes, that had me laughing for about 1/2 hour. Today's was pretty mad too.

[fuzzyoctopus]

Best linked CNN headline for today - "New Lebanese premier vows transparency"

It makes me think that bit with SE and Jam a while back.

Saint Ehlers: "Just to be clear, I've decided to become transparent."
JamPaladin: "Not opaque?"
Saint Ehlers: "Just to be clear, I am not being opaque."
Gemm: "Opaque isn't as clear as being transparent. So I encourage him to be as transparent as he can."
JamPaladin: "Why not compromise on translucent?"
Saint Ehlers: "Just to be clear, I'm allowing light to pass through me."

[42]

"Yes, I will begin a relationship of trust based purely on lies and innuendo."

anonymous at singles' ward activity.