Best Quote lately

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Saint try to call me at work then.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Interesting...
Jack of all trades master of none translated into Whole cat of negocía of the master d'aucun they

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"It's doing funny things to my eyes, no matter how many times I blink, rub, or gently polish them with a damp lint free towel, all bright parts appear to have a blurry glow around the edges."
-Bluey the Dragon, on gaming.

[House of Mustard]

I've got a cousin who's been out on his mission for about a month.  He included this gem in his last letter:

"It seems like yesterday I was
wrenching on the zuki..."

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I'm assuming this is some code reference to riding a motorbike?

[House of Mustard]

I think he's refering to fixing his jeep.

[fuzzyoctopus]

Why I do like work sometimes.

Coworker 1: my mouse is having major issues
Coworker 2.: oh that sucks
Supervisor: Maybe if you spend time listening to it and its issues, it will cry a little, but then get over them.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"Batman: Bruce Wayne. Superman: Clark Kent. Aquaman... ahh... who gives a crap."

"If something's gona be evil, it might as well taste good."

[Entsuropi]

"The French ideals of Fraternity, Equality, and Liberty are outweighed by the German realities of Infantry, Artillery, and Cavalry." -Field Marshal von Moltke

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Ok, this is on the "Adventure Quest" rules page.

Edit! Please, take the time to edit your posts. Just open up a word processing program for a quick spell check & to add punctuation. This makes it so much easier for everyone to understand what you are playing.Try write as though you are writing a book.

Unless you are a very esperienced[/i] gamer

(emphasis mine)

I just thought it was really funny that they would mis-spell blatently just 6 words after telling someone to use a word processor to catch those errors. What? Spellcheck is good enough for the forums but not for your CORE DOCUMENTS?

[House of Mustard]

Lol, SE.

This popped up on another website recently.  I don't know who to credit it to, though:

"Too much is the new enough."

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

sweet.

Actually, I just re-read the quote above, and there's a missing space and a missing word in the quote as well. Perhaps they need a freelance editor.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Dinosaurs on relationships:

"Care to put our emotional stability on the line in exchange for a chance at happiness?"

[Sig]

I'f it weren't for my horse, I would have never gone to college.

[fuzzyoctopus]

No, Sig.  It's "If it weren't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college."