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It's about five minutes west of the freeway.  Not bad.  But it's on Saturday, not today.  You lose.

Regardless of what side of the aisle you're on, this just seems like really poor taste:

President Bush 'assassinated' in new TV docudrama

Set around October 2007, President Bush is assassinated as he leaves the Sheraton Hotel in Chicago.

Death of a President, shot in the style of a retrospective documentary, looks at the effect the assassination of Bush has on America in light of its 'War on Terror'.

The 90 minutes feature explores who could have planned the murder, with a Syrian-born man wrongly put in the frame.

Peter Dale, head of More4, which is due to air the film on October 9, said the drama was a "thought-provoking critique" of contemporary US society.

He said: "It's an extraordinarily gripping and powerful piece of work, a drama constructed like a documentary that looks back at the assassination of George Bush as the starting point for a very gripping detective story.

"It's a pointed political examination of what the War on Terror did to the American body politic."

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23365246-details/President+Bush+assassinated+in+new+TV+docudrama/article.do

My main beef with Meridian is that they've taken LDS values and both politicized and commercialized them.  Instead of merely reporting LDS news, or having articles that may interest LDS people, they try to sell you something (whether it's a product or a philosophy) by tugging at your religious heart strings.

For example, instead of promoting a board game by saying it'd be fun for family home evening, Meridian would say that it 'strengthens the family'.  By using those kinds of Mormon buzzwords, they're selling to your testimony rather than your consumer needs.  (I'm sure there are better examples, but that's the one that's stuck in my head right now...)

Also, I dislike how they present themselves as an LDS news outlet, and then, amongst stories about temples in Nigeria and memoriams to apostles' dead spouses, they insert articles about alternative medicine, homeschooling, and Libertarianism.  I'm not saying that there's anything necessarily wrong with any of these things, but I do think that Meridian indirectly presents them as "these things are what good Mormons do/believe".

Anyway,

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I think I'm actually happier with this one, despite the fact that it's not all that amazing.  What's cool about this one is that it's unsolicited by the publisher, and it's not someone who just reviews LDS books.  So, even though it's not as outright complimentary as the Meridian Review, I take it as a bigger compliment because it's from someone who was under no obligation to read the book.

http://hjnews.townnews.com/articles/2006/08/28/cachemag/story06.txt

So the ad is no longer for Mistborn, but just for Amazon generally?  Have we now officially sold out to the man?

The Counterfeit by Robison Wells
Reviewed by Jennie Hansen

Readers were first introduced to Eric and Rebekah in Wake Me When It’s Over, Robison Wells second book. They return in The Counterfeit to a continuation of both their romance and an adventure that has already nearly cost them their lives and placed them under FBI protection as they wait for the trial of the international criminals from Wake Me When It’s Over.

An organization consisting of international conspirators with its roots extending back to ancient times is setting in motion a plan to level the worldwide economic playing field and they’re unconcerned about the lives that will be lost as they force their will on an unsuspecting world.

Rebekah has the misfortune of being the daughter of one of the conspirators, and Eric accidentally stumbles into the organization's path. Loving Rebekah keeps him there.

When Eric is attacked and only saved from being stabbed by a book in his pocket, the agents fly into action, taking him and Rebekah into protective custody. They're transported to an island off the coast of Washington, where Rebekah is given first class accommodation in a lovely house while Eric is assigned a room and a shared bathroom in an old hotel. She gets a nice car; he gets an old motorcycle. Eric notices a number of discrepancies that make him question the way the Witness Protection Program is run. When another attempt is made on their lives, they’re moved again. This time they learn they’re not under FBI protection, but have been kidnapped and Rebekah’s father is deeply involved.

The pair arrives in England, then France, not the usual touristy parts of Paris, but in the massive labyrinth of tunnels and catacombs beneath the city. This experience is one of the most fascinating sections of the book.

Wells’s first book was delightfully funny. His second was a blend of mystery and humor. This third book is intense suspense, yet there are some wonderfully humorous lines and situations that crop up here and there, primarily because Eric is an unlikely hero. He isn't particularly handsome, athletic, or clever. He's an ordinary guy, a little naive, a little too trusting, a bit self-deprecating, and he's very much in love with a young woman who is beautiful, rich, talented, and in his estimation much too good for him.

Eric is a particularly well-written character. Rebekah is not as well done, but is still believable and likable. Some of the villains are bone-chilling and so realistic, the reader begins to take conspiracy theories more seriously.

Isabella, who is an assistant to Rebekah’s father, is another interesting character. Her multi-dimensional role makes it difficult to pigeonhole her as one of the bad guys because we see good in her too. The author is to be commended for his sensitive portrayal of this character.

Next to Eric, my favorite character in the book is the Catacyclist, an insane bicycle rider who spends his life riding furiously through the tunnels beneath Paris. He knows his way through the labyrinth better than anyone else and knows the secrets hidden there. His strange personality is particularly suited to his self-imposed environment and adds to the other world, sinister aura of the dark passages where he dwells.

With both believable characters and a strong plot, The Counterfeit, is one of the best releases of the summer. When I learned that Wells was writing suspense instead of humor, I was disappointed as I find him one of the more adept humor writers, but I was not disappointed in The Counterfeit. His versatility quickly became apparent. His means of generating interest in the book before publication also proved his versatility as he set up an online puzzle with clues hidden in two mock conspiracy web sites.

There's an understated thread of faith in God and loyalty to Church and family that runs through the book that is so subtle it may be missed by some readers, but in my view gives the story greater depth and realism.

Though The Counterfeit is suspenseful and is written by a man with a male main character, this isn't a novel that will appeal to masculine readers only. Any reader who enjoys an exciting plot, clever dialog, and a visit to new and exotic locales will enjoy this one. I heartily recommend it.

Google thinks you must be a lesbian because you're an unmarried 30-something.

Well, if that's the case, I don't think Covenant's going to publish this book.