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Oh, I think of you as an idiot newbie too, but you wern't who I was talking about. The ones I were talking about were the ones who were so idiotic you seemed like Davinchi. Unlike them, you may actually one day turn into a productive member and can actually string a sentance together - both promising traits.


Hopefully everyone can see the heavy comic tone of this post. In case not, here is a smiley. Look at the pretty Smiley! Look at the pretty smiley!

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This is a feature, not a bug.

I came back and got promoted to a Knight of the Suns. Given I would expect there to typically only be a single sun, I'm guessing I must have been smoking something REALLY good. Or just got bludgened around the head with a mace a few times and so I'm seeing double.

Either way, a night of suns sounds like someone has their circadian rythms messed up.

Bacon wrapped in bacon is an amazing idea. Bacon is one of only two things that I love that love me back just as much. The other is Sumo.

Good work! You're already improving.

Scrolling text! Eyes burning!

Nickname: JamPaladin

Real Name: Jason Christie

Jam is the token Australian of the site. Familiar mostly with his first love, Video Games, lack of money and time during certain events left him instead with a passion for Role-playing Games and the CCG Shadowfist, as well as dabbling in tabletop thanks to Starship Troopers. Lack of money and time from certain events has left him never playing these either.

When he's not gaming, Jam is an amateur writer of Speculative Fiction, notably Post-Cyberpunk, and of 12-Syllable English language Haiku. He studies Education at University, and works for the same in varying positions, usually the Helpdesk. He plans to one day be a high-school teacher of english and Computers, or more likely, to avoid doing this by bumming around for more University Jobs while trying to sell out either as a novelist or writer of games. If you are an employer in either of these fields, feel free to contact him and offer him a job.

Favourite Video Games: Yoshi's Island, Secret of Mana, Serious Sam, among many others

Favourite RPGs: Feng Shui, FATE, Anything Narrative and quirky, like Octane

Favourite CCG: Shadowfist

Favourite Tabletop: Starship Troopers

Favourite Movies: Matrix series, End of Evangelion, Back to the Future, Serenity, Loser

Favourite Music: Kraftwerk, Anything Nerdcore Hip-Hop, Nerf Herder

Favourite Beer: Crown Lager (I'm an Aussie, it matters!)

Favourite Articles: The last Jam Session, my Mystical Ninja 1 review, neither of which I can be bothered linking. Maybe Modern Ninja.

Feel free to cut favourites as necessary, I'm not especially attached to them.