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Everything Else / Re: New Geek Mutation.
« on: May 29, 2006, 04:36:11 PM »
I think I'm a new breed of geek... what do you call someone who exhibits most manner of geeky tendencies(videogames, comics, accounting liscence at 17) but who also expresses jock tendencies(track, baseball, martial arts) and then expresses intelectual tendencies(reads unassigned books, studies unassigned subjects) and lastly expresses popular tendencies(Weekends in LA, nightclubs, social events)...what in gods name am I!?

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Music / Re: What are you Listening to?
« on: April 20, 2006, 08:14:42 PM »
No phone- cake

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Rants and Stuff / Re: Things You Should Never Say When Stopped By A
« on: April 12, 2006, 04:01:16 AM »
Police: Assume the position.
Aja:I usually get dinner first
Police: ujh...err....uhm..nevermind. Drive safe m'am.

Works for my sister every time.

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Rants and Stuff / Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« on: April 09, 2006, 12:18:13 AM »
You are granted an extra day off and finish all of the work you were supposed to do today, however upon returning to work you find that the company had been sold and all the employees fired the day before, you did not receive the memo due to your day off, which you wasted because all the work you did is now useless.

I wish I could make my hair do that...

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Rants and Stuff / Re: Primal Screams Go Here
« on: April 08, 2006, 10:43:40 PM »
WOOOOLOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOLOOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!!!!!!!
If you can make that noise properly you're probably a threat to this nations freedom's like me.
No you can't fly on plane mr raden, but you can do my taxes for me, I'll give them to you on the 14th.
no you can't buy that fertilizer mr raden, but you can reconcile my bank statements, let me just finish mis-dating them.
no you can't participate in the science fair mr raden, but you can do my sons chemistry homework for him, just let him finish spelling carbon wrong.
I'm amazed this country is still standing.
again I say...
WOOOOLOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOLOOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!!!!!!!


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Music / Re: What are you Listening to?
« on: April 08, 2006, 09:28:01 PM »
Cafe Cubana-The Gypsy Kings

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Everything Else / Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
« on: April 08, 2006, 12:49:04 AM »
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=426566504844044258 this is why the japanese will never rule the world.

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Writing Group / Re: The new face of Krystal Unbalanced
« on: April 07, 2006, 12:50:22 AM »
so your objective is to make a varitable baked potatoe of literature as it were...
well let me just say this. I sure do like them baked potatoes. Good luck and god speed.

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Everything Else / Re: 500th Member
« on: April 07, 2006, 12:46:59 AM »
I think we should give me a new car because I'm obviously whats attracting all these new members.  ;)

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Movies and TV / Re: New Who?!
« on: April 06, 2006, 06:08:46 AM »
I think christopher ecclestine makes a great dr who, it's realy too bad he quit  after the sixth episode, I hope the new guy they get doesn't suck, but billie piper is great.

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Writing Group / Re: The new face of Krystal Unbalanced
« on: April 06, 2006, 06:03:10 AM »
...Good Golly Miss Molly

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Everything Else / Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« on: April 06, 2006, 05:59:22 AM »
Well a majority of americas jews are from new york because all of them are, or are descended from european(mostly) immigrants, and new york(ellis Island) was the check point for all immigrants not comming from asia, those ones went to Angel island(san fransisco)

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Everything Else / Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« on: April 06, 2006, 02:18:02 AM »
you'd be suprised how dense people in california are.

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Writing Group / Re: Naming...
« on: April 05, 2006, 04:07:19 PM »
but then they tend to sound like porno names, but I suspose you could take that direction.  

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Everything Else / Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« on: April 05, 2006, 04:05:26 PM »
well historically jews were bankers and traders and  jewelers, also ironically enough I've never met a jew who's bad at math. also true to sterotype I help teach a computer accounting cllass at the highschool and I do taxes for the community(very well infact) as well as art school I also plan to get my CPA(certified public accountant) liscense because if I end up not wanting to be an artist or photographer I can have a job with a steady cashflow and if I do still want to be an artist I will have said steady cashflow to fund my endeavors(being a starving artist is so last year) and as for jews controlling the world, well we do we have complete control of the media and for your pleasure
Famous people you probably didn't know were jewish:
Jack Black
Natalie Portman
Zach Braff
Gene Simmons
Paul Stanely
David Lee Roth
Bob Dylan
Paris Hilton(sort of a cultural embarrassment really)
Adam Sandler
Ben and Jerry Stiller
Jerry Seinfeld
Mel brooks
etc
they don't sound too jewish though because we have a cultural tradition of taking a stage name when we go into show business for example
Natalie Horrowitz->Natalie Portman
Hiam Witz-> Gene Simmons
Robert Zimmerman-> Bob Dylan
I don't know the other guys real names.
next time on KNOW A CULTURE; GYPSIES!

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