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I got Nyarlathotep

The 999 forms of Nyarlathotep are a point of meditation for the true initiate. It is through these manifold faces that the secrets of the universe are made known. Called "The Crawling Chaos", Nyarlathotep is the disembodied ego of Azathoth and thus the universal "I" of known reality. Some of the many documented forms are; Father of Knives, Nephren-Ka, the Black Man, the Beast of the Lashing Tongue to name a few.

This is a story I just wrote for english, enjoy.                             

             Mien Stomph  
           
                      I was sitting in my room eating dinner, the fragrant aroma of chili wafted from my plate while reports of nazi dinosaurs flashed on the television screen. It was the last day of summer break and I hadn’t slept at all the night before. I was so tired I could have dropped at any moment. As I was about to climb the latter to my loft, an awful screech that sounded like a hundred jagged nails being dragged across a blackboard pierced the air. As I thought to myself "will I ever get any sleep!?" The screech came again; I looked out my window and saw a giant KristalNachtadon! Its scales were jagged and translucent as if it were made of broken glass. I ran outside my house and down the road, but as I was running ,I heard jackboots quick behind me, I looked back and saw a pack of vicious Gestapo raptors.
           
While I was running from the Gestapo raptors I caught sight of the city. I stopped dead in my tracks. The Gestapo raptors however could not hit their brakes quite in time and fell off the cliff. The night air smelled like the inside of a pet shop terrarium, above the town circled an entire fleet of kaiserdactyles. The fleet was large and black like an ominous storm cloud with lots of little teeth. I decided against going into the city. As I made my way to Skofield park I thought to myself, "I’ll never get any sleep now", but at that moment my route was being cut off by an enormous Mengelesaurus, I ran through his legs as fast as I could. While trying to turn and make chase, the Mengelesaurus tripped over an abandon bus and was out cold.  I kept running.
             
I made it to Skofield Park, the trees looked like giant pipe cleaners and the woods smelled of extinguished campfires. As I walked deeper into the forest, I came upon something I never thought would be in the park. It was the Nazisaur Command Post! The ground began to shake and a conveniently placed cup of joe began to ripple. Rising up through the trees I saw the mighty Hitlersaurus Rex! He made move to stomp me. As his leather foot was about to come down, I shouted "Wait! Why are you doing this?"

"We’ve come to do away with the Jewsaurs and Hebrew raptors!" The Hitlersaurus replied.

I then told him that there were no Jewish dinosaurs, and the Hitlersaurus scratched his giant head with his tiny arm(no mean feat) and then shamefully recalled his troops. He withdrew from Santa Barbara, never to be seen again. This would have been great if I had gotten any sleep, but instead I had to great straight to the first day of school.

     The moral of this story is – Nazisuars! I hate those guys.
                                                     The End

I think we need a thread, where everday we can just let loose and rant laugh talk or even wank about how are day is going... so rant laugh about talk and or wank away!
to get this started my day's been going pretty good, I got good classes and now I'm just hangin with my freinds.

well I'm sitting in my room and it's a blistering 89 degrees...IN THE SHADE! I checked a thermometer thats in the sun and 101 degrees! Global warming, if I had arms and you had a neck I would squeeze your brain that is your body out of you head that does not exist! anybody else feelin the heat?

Well just finished my second day JC-ing for nature camp, the others marveled at my ability to keep children under control and my jesus-like patience in taking seven children one after the other back and forth across the street to a hotel to use the bathroom even after I asked if anybody else had to go each time, then instead of getting angry i smiled and said come on. cloe and daneille looked like they were about to faint...

so basically I got a new job where I get paid a flat rate of 50 dollars a week, now seeing as It's 100% income, I dont need to buy gas or food or anything, and I'm up to 172 dollars, what do you all think I should buy?

My oldest sister mara is due to give birth to her second son, and my second nephew in two weeks. It's gonna be cool, although I'm gonna be jealous of harvey(two year old nephew) cuz I never got a little brother, just a little sister...