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Hmm, what's this about a new coalition forming? Well I suppose I will be in it, having not posted with the same tenacity that everyone else has these past few weeks. 

Wait a second here. I feel some remorse for not having posted in almost a month. I haven't had the opportunity to catch up on all the past posts. What "New Coalition" I don't like the way this sounds. Why is there a need for a new one? Did the old one disband? I should hope this "New" coalition is not comprised of people leaving the Woodland Coalition (the only real coalition) because if it is then I may have to put my mercenary skills to good use hunting down traitors and the leadership of said "New" coalition.

I think I would rather be hungry. At least there is the future prospect of acquiring food, and if i might add food is great.

I think you should feel lucky Loud G. I hated knowing what level was coming up for me. I think the fear and excitement is the best part. Although I haven't had a bad title in a while so I should start getting scared. I was so motivated to not know what title was coming up that I went on a posting spree a while ago just so I could pass Chaos in his post count. Now anything is possable. And yes there wilson. He becomes a prison hero then an escaped convict. Good memory.

So first of all if we are drawing up battle lines and I were to pick a side I would probably side with the absolver. We both seem to be misunderstood. It would seem that only the truly evil would band together against a bringer of absolution. I don't think however that I would be joining any side that involved Andrew in any kind of leadership position. I have traveled down that road once and I know where following Andrew leads. . . . . .  it leads to failure. I was once a follower of this Master of Theoretical Magic and it turned out poorly. In fact that is how TLR got proclaimed the HoA. Andrew could not defeat him even though he was evil. Although in retro spect I wouldn't call him evil, more like misguided. But that's beside the point. Let all of you who wish to think of yourselves as better than others feel free to raise an unholy army of veggie monster. Let you hide behind a crime against nature.

Shaggy I have to say that your researching skills are improving. Although you seem to have over looked my favorite dressing. GREEK.

Not only that but I don't think I've seen Andrew The Great post in like two months.

Also how do I miss all this termoil. A couple of weeks of not posting too much and I miss all the fun. That's just not cool at all. Vegetable wars and possibly corrupt Absolvers. What is a mercenary to do??? Or better yet who has more money? I also think I caught word of some theoretical army. Does this mean that the coalition is no more. Because that would be tragic. But would however be a lucrative opportunity for me.

I happen to agree with darx here. I think that sometimes and I do mean "sometimes" people need to be shown what they are doing by having the same thing done to them.

First of all, I don't think you would have to worry about the mercenary taking a hit contract on you. He may take the contract but that doesn't mean he would follow threw with it. I know we mercenaries have a code of conduct but I wouldn't be breaking it if I just killed the person who took out the contract. That way I would get paid and I could rip up the contract.

I guess being a friend to a mercenary has its benefits. I mean I need to have an absolver around for all the sins I committ. Just because I committ sins doesn't mean I don't seek absolution for them. I know this statement may hurt my business but I think I will survive. Oh and Shaggy, if your looking for a street brawl I could always loose my weapons for a while and give it a go. I was quite the Street Brawler in my day. So much so that I ended up in prison so you should be careful.