Timewaster's Guide Archive

Hi, you may know me as UtopiaGreen01.  I am a level 3 member, and I would like to be apart of your moderating or admin team.  My experience is overwhelming, which I will not get into, because I do now want to flaunt myself and shame other lesser potential canidates from not applying.

I will bring in a hard fist, and may be known as the best UtopiaGreen01 moderator ever.  Also, I am wondering how much this pays per hour of moderaship or admining.  I am willing to work for 3 dollars above minimum wagbe, but may be willing to compromise to just minium wage.  For your time, I thank you, and may I be added to your staff within 24 to 48 hours.

And what are the consequences for those people who do engage in those acts?




"You are as smart as Michael Bay."

"Dan Brown is smarter than you."

"If Oprah were real, she'd slap you."

"You some kind of person or something?"

"Hi, your local friendly moderator here.

Please stop trolling the boards.

We love having new members, and we'd love for you to settle in and contribute to discussions. However, if you continue to post ridiculous, pointless threads, I'm going to have to ban you. I don't want to have to do that.

This is your only warning."

"want to buy an ipod?"

"Give me your address so I can send you The Well of Assension..."

"We don't need idiots like you on this board."

In the final version, can you make that one sister who gets sent off to the God King, at least 18 years old, instead of 17 or however old you have her?  Because in America, that is statutory rape...  What are your thoughts about this issue?

Would you play?

GO SANDERSON!

Will Brandon Sanderson give away free Mistborn #3 books when the #3 goes on sale, to us fourm posters, as a thank you for being here?

Well?

If their job contract says I can, would that be ethical?